Special Juan

I thought he arrived a week ago.

Have we lost that fucker now too?

It's now like waiting for the staff in Asda to reduce the price of the good food and stick it in the 'WHOOPS' section Our board are fucking pathetic

It's been a pleasure being away from transfer news all day

You can tell that, have you seen the size of him.

Everton can accept our bid, they have already accepted United's, after that it's up to the clubs buying to offer the most attractive package to player and agent. I'd fucking do away with agents' I hate them.

You have your opinion and I have mine, carry on. The next big thing is Mbappe and he's being chased by Real, PSG and if you believe reports Chelsea. Keita Balde would not get in our first 11, end of story.

OK fella

Here we go.

No thanks.

The advanced talks are now advanced, later this week advanced talks should be concluded and the advanced discussions should become and advanced signing.

Here we go again In 3 days...the same again

He's been signing for that long maybe he's just waiting for the club to confirm they will supply him with a mobility scooter.

He's a quality striker, he is not world class, if you are putting him in the same bracket as Suarez, Lewandowski, Benzema then I suggest you go watch full games of everyone I mentioned.

Never implied Belotti or Morata are, not sure where your digging that up from. As for Lukaku, he's miles from world class, he's very good but has a long way to go to even get near the names you mentioned. Lukaku is at this moment in time average at International level.

Romelu Lukaku is not world class.

Your English is fine mate, your learning is paying off.

https://twitter.com/Matt_Law_DT/status/883282270353842178

There isn't quality of stock available in strikers for us to be able to dictate, the dictating comes from the selling club.

We will have to match prices now, no other choice, the Lukaku saga was prime example.

Training out in LA with Pogba and medical this weekend apparently.

It will come soon, soon might mean another month though

Might be asking the wrong bloke to relax around here, check the other threads, some are on the verge of cliff jumping

I'd take him as a back up to Belotti all day long.

This guy has it all for me, under Conte I think he will be outstanding. The transition to PL from SerieA won't be an issue, he's just an all round top poacher and he's sublime in the air.