Special Juan

The advanced talks are now advanced, later this week advanced talks should be concluded and the advanced discussions should become and advanced signing.

Here we go again In 3 days...the same again

He's been signing for that long maybe he's just waiting for the club to confirm they will supply him with a mobility scooter.

He's a quality striker, he is not world class, if you are putting him in the same bracket as Suarez, Lewandowski, Benzema then I suggest you go watch full games of everyone I mentioned.

Never implied Belotti or Morata are, not sure where your digging that up from. As for Lukaku, he's miles from world class, he's very good but has a long way to go to even get near the names you mentioned. Lukaku is at this moment in time average at International level.

Romelu Lukaku is not world class.

Your English is fine mate, your learning is paying off.

https://twitter.com/Matt_Law_DT/status/883282270353842178

There isn't quality of stock available in strikers for us to be able to dictate, the dictating comes from the selling club.

We will have to match prices now, no other choice, the Lukaku saga was prime example.

Training out in LA with Pogba and medical this weekend apparently.

It will come soon, soon might mean another month though

Might be asking the wrong bloke to relax around here, check the other threads, some are on the verge of cliff jumping

I'd take him as a back up to Belotti all day long.

This guy has it all for me, under Conte I think he will be outstanding. The transition to PL from SerieA won't be an issue, he's just an all round top poacher and he's sublime in the air.

He will walk I'm telling you, pathetic what's gone on.

Might be a blessing in disguise, I want Belotti here.

Once upon a time there was Rudiger, Lukaku and Bakayoko on a medical table in LA.........

This isn't about getting someone back, it's about getting the right striker for the balance of the team.

Do not mention Hulk in the transfer window

Maybe next time we can be in their quickly to bid instead of fucking about like a load of amateurs.

Definitely not, too much fun to lock.

Said his goodbye's apparently, he can have one from me too. Thanks for the goals but also take your shit moaning and money grabbing attitude with you.

I've just read someone saying on Twitter that Batman and Lllorente is just fine.... Fucking hell have our standards dropped that much in the space of 6 hours.

More chance of me being chunked in the face by Kelly Brook's right tit than Mbappe signing.