Special Juan

Absolute bonkers, we have an under performing Bakayoko, Fabregas who is quite clearly now struggling and Drinkwater who was the most pathetic buy and is surplus to any sort of requirement. Even to loan him would be fucking idiotic of the highest order, play him FFS.

Maybe hot Tuesday.

Released? Finally we have our prisoner.

I can't read Italian, I'm drunk and I reckon it says "Soon"

It's happening....yesterday

Hot Tuesday

Jokes aside it is ridiculous, the amount of time since the last ball kicked and now is quite fucking pathetic in all honesty.

Waiting for the 'expected at airport' Tweet

Hot Monday's

The only heat this Monday will be from my arse after this curry.

I will go to Cobham on Monday, Sarri can fuck off, my boots and training gear are ready.

It's got that bad now the text is fucked up

He was pathetic.

Knowing our board they will forget to sack him.

Then the following Monday, then the following Monday

He's been stopped at customs for carrying 30 thousand fags, he won't be Chelsea manager.

Zola has been summoned ready to be unveiled as Sarri's number 2, it's a big thing for the club, supporters and him. Him flying back tells you things are happening, it's probably a dream come true for Zola to be involved in such a big job at the club he's seen as a hero at, imagine how excited he must be to come back and work under Sarri. Get in.

Joking aside it's sounds really promising now, agent in London with only a few things to sort out. Getting slightly excited about it now.

Don't forget 'Yesterday'

Lovely.

If Sarri and Zola arrive, Hazard stays without a shadow of doubt.

Sarri and Zola would be absolute gold by the way. I would be absolutely delighted if this happens, and it sounds like it will.

Quite a lot of places now saying it's done and we have him....Whilst I am still skeptical, I can't help but be a little excited.