Special Juan

Palace at home first game, Villa at home day after Boxing Day and Sunderland away last game

Gittens is no better than Sancho or Madueke

Gittens and Fofana links are just so underwhelming

You just know we are getting a Gittens Bomba from Ornstein anytime soon

already leaked apparently...Spurs away

He won't be as bad as Madueke, but I do not expect him to pull up trees straight away. I think Maresca will blend him in slowly

I'd like to see Santos involved at some point here and see what he has got, a smattering of changes but with an outlook to making sure we get minutes into legs but don't go overkill. Start Delap, rest Jackson, start Santos and rest Enzo the rest is up for debate

And all around the 40/50M mark the price this board love

I liked what I saw with Delap, he did the simple things and things that should come natural to a top striker. His checked runs, his runs in the channels, he was pointing into areas where he wanted it and got his rewards with the assist that came from all of the above. Jacskon is going to have a problem with Delap, two completely different players and styles but Delap is an all rounder for me, still raw and not polished by any means but he has more to his locker than Jackson and I think as we build towards the season start he will give Maresca a big problem in terms of selection. Jackson is an average middle of the road striker that will do a decent job but he shouldn't be leading the line for us, and I hope Delap pushes his nose out and pushes him out the equation. Also, the ball from Delap was an absolute delight by the way...the way he fanned his foot round it to get it out of his feet but get the height and delivery was absolute top class, a striker delivering a ball like that, that he would love to be on the end of.

Scratch Nico Williams off that list, he's getting his dream move to Barca

A wins a win

And this is what we need to rid of this team, the players that are not up to the levels, Madueke is really poor no matter what side he plays on

Neto and Madueke are the two most one dimensional and limited wingers I have seen for ages, they never take risks, they never try anything different Rubbish

Dumb and dumber will be on holiday no doubt, if they aren't they will be in the maternity unit of the local hospital searching for the next up and coming talent

Start Delap, do not start doing all this protecting him shite, start him Maresca

Looks like Williams is right up the bum of Barcelona

Ah a new name Woltemade...never heard him mentioned before so we will probably do it, one of them ones where they want 35M and we will offer 65M and the fact he's a some what unknown it's a knocking bet dumb and dumber will go for him

Wirtz to Liverpool is done for 38th time it feels like....remember when the scousers broke the internet about us paying what we did for Caicedo... It's OK it's Liverpool, they are still scarred from their little home boy speaking in fluent Spanish at his Madrid unveiling

The club will be looking closely at Andrey Santos as their next big cash cow and how much they can whore him out at

Bayern and Arsenal going strong for Nico Williams, whilst we cock teas with a bag of kittens....it's no wonder we don't challenge for the PL title anymore I'm starting to laugh about these owners and SD's

Regardless of the fact it's the same as other PL clubs, it's barbaric to charge near or above £100 for a football shirt Makes me sick

£84.99 or £124.99.....fucking robbery

The two daft cunts will have their flip flops on now getting ready to fight over sun loungers at some exotic resort in a far away land to be worrying about the next Jimmy Saville victim, window opens on monday and the only one they will be looking in will be a plane window Nobheads

It's not bad, I bet the price is three figures or there abouts

Blokes had a balloon in his sock for months