Special Juan

OK enough you two please, toys back in the pram time. Oh and for your information we aren't on holiday.

Yep, I think he's been truly terrible.

Really looking forward to that Spur Ajax game tomorrow. Looking at how tired and lethargic they looked against WHU then Ajax could really pick them off.

SKY Sports News this morning spent a whole ten minutes salivating over VvD winning the player of the year award, then another five minutes interviewing him, then another five masturbating over Liverpool in general. Oh and this... In nine days, Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal + Man Utd have dropped a total of 27 points. @ManCity + @LFC have dropped 33 between them all season.

That wasn't a hard one to fathom out, he was carried off and only two games left is not enough to get him back.

If the transfer ban is lifted the club need to sort this number 9 shit out once and for all, it's absolute tragic how we keep getting fucking duds time after time.

Fucking rubbish, offers nothing in terms of goals, his assists have dried and up and has strength of a new born baby. Fucking crap.

Very average footballer, very fortunate to be still playing at this club never mind at this level. The team is littered with very middle of the road players and he's one of them.

It's absolute criminal when you watch us in a game like today and how many bad decisions and passes we make. We have just turned into this incredibly average side that are slowly but surely morphing into mid table mediocrity. It's fucking so sad.

This club and strikers are just cursed. This bloke is shite.

That was there for the taking, and that last chance for that offside cunt Higuain...FFS.

Rojo you dirty bastard.

This momentum has to now stem into the second half. We must take the game to them.

Alonso is class

Give it to Hazard and then somebody else, smash it in the box and hope.

A man United player could rape a woman in the middle of the field and the ref would let play go on.

David Luiz is a sorry excuse of a footballer, fuck me he's shite.

Bellies tickled again.

Jorginho is a fucking fraud, he's built like a kid and offers fuck all.

Gutless cunts

Luiz is walking and all they can all do is look at each other and throw their arms up and stare at each other.

Look at this lot, they are scared, they are worried, how fucking weak and shit have we become.

Fuck of Willian you fucking absolute shit house.

Fucking shit houses this lot, weak as fuck mentality once again. Over paid wankers.

Get in City.