Special Juan

McNeil, seriously?

And the swing changes again.

Only ourselves to blame, we went fishing in the Ake and De Ligt pond, wouldn't blame the midget if he fucked us off like we did to him. Third choice, possibly even fourth if your splitting hairs in regards to Kimpembe

It's all over he is off there, like I said earlier this was all done according to some and then nothing since yesterday. He's off to Barcelona, see ya

Us going for Raphinha tells you will be going that way

Reported on Talksport reporting from our tour just been on the air and said Kounde wants to join Chelsea

Supposedly price agreed, terms agreed, paying him more than Barcelona and Sevilla more in the transfer fee. This all points to him holding on, if he wasn't this would of all be done yesterday and announced.

Kounde has not travelled to Portugal.

More minutes in the legs but the same sounds are coming from TT's mouth, last two games wasteful in the last part of the field. That is very worrying.

Sevilla in France say the deal is done, the operation is complete..Kounde to CFC

Said before and will say again, we go into this season with Kai Havertz as our striker there is a huge problem. Do not rate him at all

De Jong rumours were pretty strong last night.

If Kounde arrives I think that will be it for the defence

He's left Sevilla training in a go-kart wearing just a Chelsea thong with Tood Boehly's face on it

Norwich

Di Marzio now confirming the deal is close.

Bournemouth

Reporter on Talksport just said this is as close as can be to be done.

There will be bounce effect here in the deal for Azpilicueta. Both deals will trigger each other, once the i's are dotted and t's crossed, it will move. Azpi's move to Barcelona is literally done, the same for Kounde based on this morning reports.

Now, Spanish outlet Sport has claimed that De Jong has absolutely no interest in heading to Old Trafford this summer and would rather head to Chelsea should he be pushed out of Barcelona for a move to the Premier League.

Hasn't trained this morning and the only club to bid is us. Simple as that really.

All the noises now pointing to Kounde ready to leave and join us. Not counting my chickens but think this is in the bag.

Had to block them Barca journos from my Twitter feed, absolute window lickers

This whole Barcelona thing now is an absolute travesty.

Surely not selling Werner, Ziyech and letting Broja go without anything major arriving. Hopeful hearing Romano saying we are very busy this and 4 could come in. Kounde is going to Barca, another Raphinha