Special Juan

Shite start again

I have a feeling this is going to be one of those edge of the seats gams, we don't do anything easy A 4-0 would be nice

No Estevao, but too many changes for me, but what do I know

Chelsea 11 Sanchez Gusto Trev Badshit Hato Caicedo Enzo Gittens Palmer Garnacho Delap I'm not quite sure what that's about

They laid their cards on the table but Place fucked them off, more than we did

Liverpool are always in the market and don't fuck about unlike us.

Everton has sent loan off for Tyrique George they now lead the race

He ain't coming now as the talks with bringing Sarr back are well underway, you don't just speak about terminating a contract, you either are or aren't. Anselimino will go somewhere else, Sarr to us and Jacket spud staying at Rennes

If Sarr comes back then the JJ deal will be bought now for the summer It's Anselimino I feel sorry for

We are basically stripping Strasbourg naked

Jacket Potato has to be bought now and not sent back on loan, if he is the so called next big thing then we get him now and he comes in and starts. We look incredibly tender at the back still despite winning in Naples the cracks are still there and basics error are going to keep killing us. Disasi is going to WHU and Sterling's wages are gone, just go and get him and let us see the back of Tosin and Badshit

We have brought AA back to use him elsewhere, didn't take a genius to work that out, the thing now is, they are trying to whore him out elsewhere after up rooting him where he was doing well and was happy, to now being in a battle of him sitting tight as he doesn't want to fuck off to a no mark French side, I can't blame the fucker in all honesty.

Should have just sent Disasi to Strasbourg, bring Sarr back and left Anselmino at Borussia If I was Anselmino I'd be fucking raging

No doubt WHU will sit deep, but we have to now start finding a way to win these games rather than go 1-0 up to then drop points. Garnacho looked busy and at it on Wednesday in Naples when he came on, I would start him as he is way more effective than Neto right now. Sanchez, Reece, Fofana, Trevor, Cucu, Caicedo, Santos, Enzo, Palmer, Garnacho, Pedro

The journos will have been too busy asking him about pointless shit rather than the real pressing issues

Colwill is out on the grass running again PP says tomorrow is the biggest game of the season, says he will find out so much about the players, these are the games you step forward in

Grealish is fucked so George going there makes sense

Madrid v Benfica in the CL Newcastle v Quarbag Inter v Bodo PSG V Monaco Atletico v Brugge Juve v Gala Dortmund v Atalanta Olympiacos v Leverkusen

The image of Pedro running past Lukaku will stay with me for a long time

Give your head a wobble, we will push like a pregnant woman and in the end we will shit ourselves

Disasi to West Ham is close on loan

Money does strange things to people, even the ones closest to you and the ones you love

I said the other day he is what he is now because he is being heavily paid by the likes of Heineken, Paramount, Disney and all that jazz You can't fault the bloke because what comes with this is heaps of cash. Romano is a brand like the people who are paying him

Wonder what the wonderful next brief will be from Romano or Law Chelsea aren't panicking and see JJ as project for the summer

Rosenior is a really good listen, he speaks incredibly well before and after games. Up to now he has got the results barring the Arsenal game but has a chance to turn that one round, so kudos to him so far. Last night I liked his pro active subs, he wasn't scared to shake it up and I like what I saw with his changes. When I watch him I feel sorry for him, he still looks to me like a homeless man that has been brought off the streets and is now working in MacDonalds. He's saying the right things and making the right changes, I really hope it continues.