Special Juan

People call Marin the German Messi.......Take the 'i' off Messi and you have your answer. Bale crocked, the night gets better.

Not sure who is doing my head in more, this ref with his stupid little decisions or Burley and his constant digs at Torres and us. Ah well Craig it's 3-1 bet your gutted ya tosser.

Blind people?

.5 of a second between the ball being hit and it hitting Terry's arm, yeah he should of put them behind his back, swapped shirts with a Rubin player and pulled a rabbit from a hat. Do me a fooking favour will ya.

So the idiots are out as usual saying it was blatant handball. I can handle opinions but when when it looks and sounds like it came from a cows arse I am not having it. If you want to talk football then fine, but engage your brain and watch it before trying to validate your stupid opinion here.

Ref is a complete and utter attention seeking cock, you can see it from the off. How the hell that can be classed as handball is laughable, but he is a typical abrupt Italian who wants all the headlines tomorrow. Toss pot.

Walked into that. But, of course, ya right.

I think people who say they don't mind Yossi are actually hiding the fact they feel sorry for him.

Stop talking sense.

Me, I care, because I care about Chelsea.

Benayoun...It's quite strange really, he's that bad I forget about him until he is either picked or comes on as sub.

All home wins apart from Fener.

Yaya signs a new deal with City....Surprise surprise eh.

2-0 win would be lovely, and we are well capable of that. I don't like this competition but no way in hell am I hoping we get knocked out. Mon the Chels.

Yilmaz 40M? I will give them a fiver and a packet of Haribos.

Don't know why Gala turned up, they should of just cancelled the flight and stayed at home and told UEFA they were all poorly.

Stick a fork in them, Gala are done.

Drogba looks ready for bed.

Cake walk for Madrid, they could send out a five a side team and still win this.

That's 200K if you include both posts

The funny thing is, Bayern were piss poor against Arsenal at The Allianz and Juve where poo last night.

Juventus where horrible last night but to be fair to them the offside decision was a joke and Ribery should of walked for his tackle. The English officials got it so wrong last night, but no doubt someone will receive a back hander to help Juve through.

Chelsea phones Porto about Martinez......Porto reply with..."His clause is 200M euro" we reply "Good luck at Zenit Mr Martinez" No, just no thank you.

2-2 and Messi's face

Two sides to the striker issue for me. In an ideal world Cavani would be my man to fulfill my dreams for a forward at this club, he's just a tremendous footballer. The other being we don't need to shell out the amounts touted for the bloke when we could really be looking at someone like Lewandowski who is in his final year of contract and would come for good money. I would happily take Modric and Lewandowski in the summer along with someone like Luke Shaw as I really don't rate Ryan Bertrand at all, and I think Shaw will be a super player to follow a legend in Ashley Cole. This club doesn't need too much, but what we need is to surround Hazard and Mata with a top quality striker and a ball playing CM who keeps playing constantly ticking over and who can dictate a game centrally.