Special Juan

Fair play Torres, did well. Very good all round win, I for one am delighted but still not over and we must focus going over there, because the moment we think otherwise it can change very quickly. Well done lads.

People call Marin the German Messi.......Take the 'i' off Messi and you have your answer. Bale crocked, the night gets better.

Not sure who is doing my head in more, this ref with his stupid little decisions or Burley and his constant digs at Torres and us. Ah well Craig it's 3-1 bet your gutted ya tosser.

Blind people?

.5 of a second between the ball being hit and it hitting Terry's arm, yeah he should of put them behind his back, swapped shirts with a Rubin player and pulled a rabbit from a hat. Do me a fooking favour will ya.

So the idiots are out as usual saying it was blatant handball. I can handle opinions but when when it looks and sounds like it came from a cows arse I am not having it. If you want to talk football then fine, but engage your brain and watch it before trying to validate your stupid opinion here.

Ref is a complete and utter attention seeking cock, you can see it from the off. How the hell that can be classed as handball is laughable, but he is a typical abrupt Italian who wants all the headlines tomorrow. Toss pot.

Walked into that. But, of course, ya right.

I think people who say they don't mind Yossi are actually hiding the fact they feel sorry for him.

Stop talking sense.

An egg cup because I proper love dippy eggs.

Me, I care, because I care about Chelsea.

Benayoun...It's quite strange really, he's that bad I forget about him until he is either picked or comes on as sub.

All home wins apart from Fener.

Camel toe of a Teletubbie?

Yaya signs a new deal with City....Surprise surprise eh.

Ha Ha yes, yes I did. You could of kissed her boobs all day and not touch the same place twice.

Go and do one with your sunny climates and nice view god damn it.

I can confirm it's cold. I just seen a woman walk past me and I swear her nipples where like tractor starter buttons.

2-0 win would be lovely, and we are well capable of that. I don't like this competition but no way in hell am I hoping we get knocked out. Mon the Chels.

Yilmaz 40M? I will give them a fiver and a packet of Haribos.

Don't know why Gala turned up, they should of just cancelled the flight and stayed at home and told UEFA they were all poorly.

Stick a fork in them, Gala are done.

Drogba looks ready for bed.

Cake walk for Madrid, they could send out a five a side team and still win this.