pippin

trawlermen, fishing off the mersey were hoping for a bumper haul of hud caps, however all they discover was evidence of neanderthal man ... captain of the the fishing vessel " the royal shell suit 2" said that though it was likely to get him in the paper he would most proberly throw him back as his mam would like him stinking the house out and sniffing her knickers.... " and she was never keen on old toffee"

am 31 ....fast approaching 32 ....scarey!

have they actually got the pitch right since mathces started being played there? i just didnt get the team selection at all i mean if you are going to have to play an inexperienced defence in a crucial match at least put robinson in behind them

england were rubbish , i am sorry but its a combination of a crap manager, clubs ruling over the national side and daft selections ... i mean seriously ..darren bent ??? take lamaprd for example hes brilliant when he plays for us we notice it when hes out , yet for engalnd you hardly notice hes playing thats got to be poor manangement ? our national side should have pissed that group easily with the talent we have, dont blame injuries! they were given a lifeline and didnt seem to be bothered

another day ... another lampard leaving story

we should thrash the rams ... though dont tell tthe locals i said so i live in derby dont want the natives to get restless.... though if you are going to the game and want to stay for a bevvie dont bother with the watering holes near the station they are crap ( unless you want to pull a nurse then by all means go to the florence nightingale) head for the catherdralquater much better pubs there in fact you can hardley move for pubs round there

ok what happened? sorry i havent been on the last week ... damm work grrrrrr