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Oh but he said he'd passed the medical etc (and he's even taken a picture with the Milan shirt)

Why was Lampard alone up top with an army of Stoke players?

6,000 chances. 1 goal.

I still haven't seen one.

This Juan Mata Nah criticising Mata shows your loyalty towards Mourinho and the club.

Arnautovic thinks he's Oscar. That's Cute!

We might as well play some music by rattling the post so often.

Really? I guess it's cos we hit the post and fluffed in front of the net.

All worth it for listening to Zola! Would have been great if he was a commentator rather than a pundit.

Work on Sunday 17:30? Good luck mate!

"Wilson has a little nibble." Never knew he was Luis Suarez.

Great scientists are unable to explain how the hell Chelsea are only 1-0 up.

Great football as Oscar is unlucky not to get a brace. God knows how we're only 1-0 up.....

That chance which Lampard had was easier than level 1 of Candy Crush and Bubble Mania.

Why are we playing with a football from the 'Barbie' section in a toy store?

#SignHimUp

Lol how did Stoke literally just go right through the middle of our team? Seems weird seeing Matic in the middle of the park. Seems double the size of Rami haha.

On ITV "The Post Juan Mata era begins." "He left a gap in the heart but not a gap in the team."

I don't use oleole.tv so I didn't know haha Glad to help btw try Photon Flash Player!

I think oleole.tv works on iOS. btw why don't u use photon flash player browser? I use it on android to view matches! (watching Inter-Catania with it as I type this haha)

1? Why would we concede?

https://twitter.com/chelseafc Our Twitter account didn't make anything for Essien's departure. Surely he deserves that at least! Mata got one so should he ofc?

Mata's not playing this weekend. No Ake, Baker or Kalas.......

It's going to be sad seeing Mata lose.... A really good description of Mata's departure I read was "I still can't believe it. It's like a worst dream I am living. A gun shot right where it matters..:'( "

I have his celebration against Barca as my FB cover. What a goal that was. Luckily for Valdez the goal didn't break and land on top of him. Friendly man who was loved by his team mates. Always cheerful and having fun with the rest. It's players like this that make the whole concept of football being a team game so much more beautiful.