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If you are really fat and born in one of the blue countries, you eliminate 1 and 3 and get the best of both worlds!

At least you were only playing for fun!

Send your video to "Bola Murcha"!

The "naked" part was really easy actually. I dont feel ashamed of undressing, but I know there are some people who are very shy (either naturally or because of their fitness), so it might for others. I mean, it is just like a dressing room (basically), but there is a guy examining you and the other people in there are complete strangers. The rest of the exams (blood, urine, eye, etc) were also routine, no big deal. Both tests (physical and writting) were simple as well. Pretty standard, I even tried to get it wrong on purpose, but it was too easy to try to fail. The worst part (for me) was the interview and the fear of "losing" 1 year of your life serving. A week before, I couldnt think of anything else (it was worse than the Champions League, lol). I would go to the mirror and to my friends to simulate and see if I was being convincing. The officials know people are nervous (etc) and they still treat you like shit. I dont know if it is revenge (for being treated the same way when they were in my position) or they just feel superior, but it is horrible. I had to almost plea for the guy to let me go! I said some major bullshits of how it would change my life and I wouldnt be able to go back as before (lol) and in the end, he only dismissed me because I had been accepted in a good university and he didnt want me to risk losing it. Anyways, good luck manpe!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I CAN ONLY LAUGH AT YOU AND REMEBER I HAD TO GO TRHOUGH THIS AS WELL!

You have the brand, but is not wroth the money. I am a good value though! They are all just doing you a big favour, deep inside, they all wanted to vote for me.

Please, I am a much better version of you!

"If you're a boy or man in Brazil, you want to play football. And if you are a women...you try to play football, too." LOOOOOOL

I dont really care about the game, I am only excited because it is England and I will have a great time on the forum...

I would take him over Rafa.

Stingray is getting some serious competition for my favoritism! This is why: P.S: I moved it here because some boring mods were complaining (*cough*@*cough*).

What do you mean?

Brazil will win playing badly. Typical Scolari...

But now the quote is a grey box that cant be moved! (or it can and I just dont know how to)

I am sure 0.999... is exact 1 though! Chaos theory!

I know what you meant.

1. How did you quote me on another thread? 2. Do you happen to have PMS?

It is so easy to tease you!

So what? 2.0

Brazilian lineup for tomorrow: (4-2-2-2) Júlio César; Daniel Alves, David Luiz, Dante e Adriano; Ramires, Paulinho e Ronaldinho Gaúcho; Oscar, Neymar e Luis Fabiano.

So what? I dont blame him for dreaming of playing for Barcelona. It is not like Hazard, Oscar, etc, would have chosen Chelsea over Barça or Real.

Nomade...

OMG MATE, YOU DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT! AAAAAAAAWWWWW SO CUTE!

@Stingray, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLSLnmI1iJw