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Definitely -they were a bit unlucky last night. Just an aside -isnt the game on Sunday 23rd not Friday 21st ? Isn't the kick off at 16:10 as well ?

Not sure, belt round his neck, hanging from the door. Not sure if he was having an exotic Barclays or depressed ?

As used by Tory MP Stephen Milligan. if I remember rightly. MP for Hampshire , found dead in 1994. Police found him wearing only stockings and suspenders, amyl nitrate orange in the gob, noose round his neck, and bin liner over the head. Lib Dems subsequently won the seat. Ere' Avram, give it a try.

Saints have a history of producing good Youth players -which are then subsequently snapped up., and with England Youth players, 3 under 19s , all in all not a surprisng result.

Definitely an experience for any Yoot, and motivation to 'make it'. Conversely, it gives our scouts a chance to sus any likely Yanks.

Doubtless primarily a marketing motive, now we're twinned with Disney. Disneys a good choice, in case any of the academy make it, they'll be used to Grant

From 'Who Ate All The Pies' Remember how excited Manchester United fans were when they heard the news they'd signed Ronaldo. Giddy MU enthusiasts litterally skipped and danced around their mock-tudor Essex homes, thinking they'd signed the buck toothed Brazilian legend. Luckily for them, it turned out to be the other, not so famous, Cristiano Ronaldo, which confused a few fat men in replica shirts for a couple of hours.Anyway the original aforementioned buck toothed wizard Ronaldo (star of France '98 and The Simpsons) has seen his career spiral out of control. He's now unwanted by AC Milan, who reportedly are looking to offload him for free, or swap him for some other over paid misfiring striker like Sheva. Cue Chelsea. Now, I'm not saying Ronaldo is the answer to Chelsea's strike problems, but in the short term, could he do a solid job in a blue shirt ? With Drogba out, Sheva and Kalou are getting out muscled by defenders. A big (free) bruiser, with the potential to be brilliant again, could be the answer. At least to get him through to the end of the African Cup of Nations when Drogba will return. Never mind could he ''do a solid job in a blue shirt'' question is could he fit in a blue shirt, and there are other options...

True but it makes you wonder if there were a couple of more than we'd be out of it completely, what with the ACN. Ferguson made a point a few years ago that one of his criteria for selection, is Premiership suitability. By that he meant 'brusiers' to a certain extent. Players like Tevez, Rooney etc ugly thickskinned fuckers. In hindsight Robben , for example, just couldn't cope with Premiership knocks. Theres no doubt about the bad luck, but also how along with media bias, Chelsea players have been targeted. Terrys on Sunday was premeditated. A purchase or two in teh January window now seems imperative.

Grants main motivation was the money -he doesnt give a rats arse about Chelsea , and will gladly accept the payoff. He wont be here for 4 years.

...or just fuck off back to Israel to put out cones..or top himself. Not bothered which.

With all the absentees, and Eboue crunching Terry off - Mourinhos h/t team talk would have meant the lads would have acquired at least a point. Theres no substitution for his tactical nous at the moment, least of all charlatan Grant.

Watford will go up, theres a chance they could take a point off us next season, send him back.

At the moment things seem to be as if Mourinho was still there. You can imagine Mourinho, speaking to each player in turn when he left, urging them to carry on as per usual. That, along with, Clarke, Ten Cats, Lampards and Terrys cohesive team talks has kept the SW6 ship on course. This weekend could be a bit of an iceberg, and close season will any jump ship ? Keeping with the Titanic metaphor, the captain shot himself ..I'll load Grants revolver for him.

No, I wouldn't want Roman to go. The difference between him and Lerner, the Glazer inbreds, Gillet, Hicks, Gaydemark and other ..er Jewish..owners, is that he has so much money he's not in it for a return. He genuinely loves his football, whereas the others just see the clubs as surefire stockbroker winners.The only criticsm I'd have is being susceptible to goldiggers and possible interfering on the pitch. In reality he's entitled to do that, he owns the fucking club. He could go mental and burn it down if he wanted.

Bit of a contradiction there - "the smartest move a manager could do'' but " I dont think he knows what hes doing"No need to apologise, it's not because of the Israeli thing -though their foreign policy is straight out of a Waffen SS handbook- I would say the same if he'd never managed outside Sri Lanka or Uganda and his compatriots had slagged him off.McClaren leaving Beckham out was actually a good move at the time as he was overly underperforming. This must be a generational thing and anyone under a certain age tends to think that because it's Chelsea, it must be a good move. As far as one trophy, if we scrape a Carling but finish mid table I wont be happy. With Ten Cate and the squad we could have a very successful period, and it'll be great..but every time he raises his ugly head, and attempts to take credit, it's a sham.

Well he looks like a fucking alien had a fling with his mother. True, Mourinho didn't play, but he's more the exception. He'd never been out of Israel until he was Portsmouths car park attendant. Even his Israeli counterparts slagged him off, saying he was clueless -except when it came to positioning himself in the way of money, and ingratiating himself to the wealthy and powerful.Theres no way he should take any credit for Chelsea whatsoever. If he's any potential let the cunt manage the reserves , youth team, and see what he can do.

The difference being they were their own men, and had been expert players in the main. They managed the team basically single handed, arrived on merit, without worming their way in and without a highly skilled entourage overseeing their every move. Grant reminds me of Blackadders Queen Elizabeth 1st.They also created a good team from basically nothing and extremely limited resources.Grant is the tramp who's inherited a Rolls Royce with chauffeurs, mechanics, valets, and yet people are saying '' Ooooh !! did you build it yourself and drive it ? Aren't you clever ??''

It's ok to say it doesn't matter who's in charge as long as we're winning, and I suppose if Abramovich wants to waste a few more million it's up to him. What grates is how he will take credit for it, and how the press say how Chelsea have done ''under Grant''. Fucking winds me right up.Ok scenario, we win the Champions League and Premiership with Ten Cates , Clarkeand with Po Faced Grant in the middle. The press give him the credit etc, as do our 'younger' fans.Do you think Arsenal, Man you, Liverpool, or any other major club in the world would have him as manager even then?? Absolutely no way, they're not stupid, they know that he's just an ugly cardboard cut out and has zero quality. Hes there for the cash , nothing else.

Who ?

He's been a bit hit and miss recently, after a top spell towards the end of last term

Nah, they were stabbed the Italian way -in the arse.

Agree, doesnt really cut it, but if we dont acquire another midfielder for the ACN he'll have to stay.

His staff around him, Ten Cates, Clarke etc will earn his millions for him. All he has to do is the wanky press conferences where he bumbles away in faltering English -which is apparently better than he lets on - desperate to hide his lack of football knowledge. 'Well its like this, but it's also like this'. All the time having slight digs at Mourinho.Come on Grant, now you've leeched onto Abramovich, and secured a multi-million pound fortune for you and your urine drinking wife -can't you do us all a favour and fuck off back to Israel ?

Good word, figurehead. On the Good Ship Chelsea. Like those ships of old with a carved animal on the front, totally useless and wooden, just used to scare the opposition.Greedy Grant was after the cash, he'll be gone before the four years are up, but he'll get a massive pay off.

Was waiting for this,a four year contract at £2,800, 000 a year is around £11,200,000 !!Not bad money for a part time job, which you're not even qualified for.