Fulham Broadway

Chelsea are preparing to offer a world record fee to sign French centre-back Wesley Fofana, 21, from Leicester City. (Football London)

They dont call me Nostradamus for nothing

Haaland must score v Utd/Bindippers

Probably right, but I hope he is shite

Can see West Ham doing a number on them, and Haaland having a Werner type season

3 points -onwards and upwards

What the actual fuck ? VAR ! Brighton should have a penalty concrete nailed on

Yup massive cheers for the Madeiran - surprised McTominay isnt off

Thousands demonstrating out side about Glazers -they had to close the megastore, riot police deployed 🤣

Hag will take off McTominay (should have seen red already) and bring on Ronaldo

Camera again on Avram Glazer 'have the Brighton warriors scored a touch down ?

0-2 Ten Hag sacked after the game

0-1 Ten Hag OUT Get in Big Sam

Camera just focussed on Avram Glazer at the Theatre of Shit -obviously his PR team have said 'you ought to be seen at a game'. He looked bemused watching the game like a dog just shown a card trick

We need to get tight on their 22 year old Kulusevski. he is Ziyech if Ziyech gave 100%

In talks with Fulham after his successful stint at Arsenal

Signing another two year contract Up yours Barca

He gets knocked down, but gets up again

Edit ; BBC have changed it to on verge of a deal

Really ? - just said on SSN and BBC done deal 50m

Masderpertio banned

Not a lot to choose from -though Cahill probably the best theyve produced

Chukwuemeka - lot of Villa fans saying he's lazy -they're probably bitter, but doesn't matter anyway I feel a loan coming on...

Remember when Messi joined Barca - he said 'the players here hate Chelsea so much more than they do Real Madrid.' Its institutional. Sabotaged 5 of our transfers - apparently they are still bitter about Mourinhos comments on Fisk, Overbo denying us FOUR clear penalties, who has now admitted he got them all wrong, hence UEFALONA moniker. But there biggest moan is how we beat them with 10 men, hardly touched the ball and the coup de grace dealt by Torres. Barca living up their reputation as being the biggest cunts out there.

Worrying thing is can see Tuchel getting frustrated and getting poached by a top club If its a mid table season, I am not accepting all the 'we're in transition' comments.