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Chelsea will be in debt to Roman. Roman clears the debt. That means we have made no loss.

Roman pays out his own pocket = No loss to Chelsea. We will be in the same position as before. Anyway if they actually push through that Champions League ban there will be like 10 teams in it. It's just going to lose all its prestige.

Stop complaining it's Romans money. Who cares!

Definitely to late now, would be epic if it did happen though!

A lot of Tweets saying Torres has left the training ground with a lot of bags. Exciting times!

Reading at home. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHY WHY WHY DELILAH!!!

I would wish you luck too, but if Wolves win I lose so I won't!

Gone for another small quid bet. Arsenal Tottenham Man City West Ham Stoke £25 return

Timmy Rice - Liverpool's website editor - seems to be pretty confident Torres is staying...

The Meireles Twitter is unverified so most likely a fake.

I lied. I have a small claim to fame. I designed one of the big Chelsea flags that Abramovich paid for. http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~1400403,00.html http://www.transparentsport.com/cfcuk/story.php?id=101042

Quaresma was poor in every game he came on.

Aha I'm sorry.

Unibrow!!

LOL That is insane! I feel for you.

I will be sleeping better, knowing she isn't wasting her time on Twitter. Hopefully the time she is saving is utilised in the kitchen!

A lot of Tweets saying a fee of 47.5 million euros (£40 million) has been agreed and will be announced at 11am.

The last Twitter rumour suggested an announcement would be made between 7pm-8pm, so this one is probably bullshit as well.

Any non Premiership team away and I'm happy.

If Roman wants to spend £50 million on him so be it. I won't be complaining, it isn't my money!

Excuses!

Who's Twitter is it from?

He isn't doing a very good ruddy job!! Just pay the money Benfica want Steve! Awful.

Oh LOL my bad I definitely confused you with CFC Meleady. Apologies! He is in fact the inbred and not you.