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This signing would make for the perfect transfer window. Really would be sublime.

Any idea what time it kicks off?

But I didn't even mention the amount of games we are playing, you randomly brought it up as an argument against me even though I never suggested it was a problem.

Henrique has spoken.

They're not bigger than the club I'm afraid. We need to have replacements in place ready and in Lampard's case it most certainly will not be easy.

We can potentially play 67 games this year. Also I never suggested that a high number of games would influence the rotation. It's the fact that we need to ease some players out of our team. Lampard, Terry, Cole, don't get me wrong they all need to play a huge part this year, but we can't keep relying on them with no back up. We have back up for Terry and Cole now, but we need to think about easing Lampard out of the team mostly to make it easier for the future, when he does actually retire/leave.

Very hard to accommodate all players, so rotation will take a huge part this year. My logic behind leaving Lampard out is that he is ageing and will need to gradually be eased out of the team.

--------------Cech Ivanovic Terry Cahill Cole --------------Mikel Ramires Mata Oscar Hazard -------------Torres

We can sing this now, right?

Ron Gourlay, I love you. You fat, pudgy faced, big eared, fat headed, double chinned, shit receding haired, sweaty, smug, HERO!

I don't think this threads going to be very popular....

I'd happily pay £27 million for him as long as there's clauses. They can have £12 million and the extra £15 million when he scores/creates 25+ goals in one season. This is easy!

Worked fine for me. Says this:

The touting was pretty extreme as well, I think we should have each post moderated. I know the staff work hard and may not want to add that to their work load, but I'd happily do something like that, because it genuinely infuriates me when Chelsea fans try and rip off other Chelsea fans.

Brazil have got a game in 3 days to be fair..

I don't play, I sometimes watch though...Only when people like this are playing mind you:

He seems to be doing something right.

My guess is that they were talking about there 'Paper Talk' or whatever section they have on their show, which they then announced the £60 million story of Cavani and Oscar that has been published in The Sun. I wouldn't read too much into it...

Drinking cans in Eel Brook Common because we were too young to get into any pub before the majority of matches, no matter the weather. 20 of us getting the District Line to West Ham away from Wimbledon, even though there was quicker routes so we could sing and drink. My mate needing a piss so bad on the same journey that he went in a Sainsburys bag on an absolutely packed train and didn't realise it had holes in the bottom until it leaked all over him. 10 of us bundling each other in the middle of the square in Zilina and having about 30 photojournalists surrounding us taking photos. Getting stoned before Arsenal and falling asleep in the ground. Driving up to Burnley away and stopping on the hard shoulder so 5 of us could have a piss. Would've looked hilarious for people driving past. The various free train journeys that the club put on that always took double the time they would've if you paid and having incredible banter on the way up. Stoke, Everton, Barnsley, Sunderland, Wigan to name a few. After losing to Barnsley away singing whilst waiting for the free train back at the station with Barnsley fans looking on in disbelief. My mate losing his virginity to a prostitute in Amsterdam. Walking on the sea in Copenhagen because it was frozen over. The same mate that lost his virginity in Amsterdam, touching up a certain "female" in a strip club to later find out she was a transexual. Various escorts to Tottenham and West Ham games from Liverpool St. Going out clubbing in stupid places after games such as Bolton and Wigan. Finding a dildo on a hotel roof in Glasgow.. Setting off fireworks and bangers in Marseille. Getting friendly with bar staff in Milan, who end up giving us free pizza and pasta and free drinks all night. Playing a football match on the beach in Valencia with some Spaniards So many, many more as well. Football times, are the best times!

As long as they use him more than they did Kakuta.

GET OVER IT!

If we get to the final in all possible competitions, I've come to a figure of 67. Probably wrong though

£25 million? Are they sure? Hahahaha thank fuck it was rejected!

And the Community Shield

Can't remember what game it was in, but I remember him being offered the chance to take a penalty and he refused.