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Hazard misplaces a pass and runs on and gets it himself. I'm in love.

Mohammed Akbar Azhar, best Muslim winger around

Yeah definitely looks like that

Just to think we still have Oscar to come......................My goodness

HAHAHAHA HAZARD IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

HAZARD YOU BEAUTY WHAT A BALL

I think he's possibly high.............

Hazard could have played on the left and Sturridge on the right

Surely Hazard is on the right and Bertrand on the left

Do Wigan only have optimistic 16 year old fans?

£15? I say we get him, can't go wrong!

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

Lets get the job done tomorrow before we start laughing at anyone...

Haven't really been able to update this due to my circumstances, but will try to keep on top of it from now. Vitesse drew their first game of the season to Den Haag 2-2. Both Kalas and Van Aanholt featured. Tonight they beat Zwolle 1-0. Kalas featured, but Van Aanholt was an unused substitute. Their next game is Sunday 26th against William II.

My assumption is the board do not want to appear as a club that needs to loan players rather than buying them. I completely understand it as well, it would make Madrid seem superior to us. A club our size shouldn't be loaning players in....

He's playing for West Brom not Stoke

Lets say Arsenal receive a £15 million bid from both us and Barca. The likelihood is they'd reject our bid, in order to have him playing in a different league. It isn't as easy as you lot are making out. We can't just match their bid and that's that.

Here's a better idea. You give me the 5k.

Well they got that advertising campaign spot on didn't they...

He's optimistic...

Can we add Football Agent 007 ‏@EPLAgent007 or any other of these twitter ITK clowns to the unreliable source list?

JoJo? I'd buy her too if I had the money!

He is very hit and miss. Sometimes he has a break through story, sometimes it's just bollocks. Maybe it's just a publicity stunt, haven't heard much from him for a while.

Unless he takes a HUGE pay cut, we cannot renew his contract.

Because players get injured in friendlies. It happens. He may be considered an injury prone player, but its his first injury. People are already writing him off because of it. It's ridiculous, give the man a chance. Christ.