We Hate Scouse

Weren't Citeh going to let him going for free? That £5 million probably covers the wage that Citeh are paying to be fair.

He changed his name to try and hide himself from the bullshit story he made up. You have to feel sorry for him really, craving attention that badly. His life will amount to nothing.

Off topic.

Cunt.

What's spastic agent 007 saying? He will no for sure when its happening. In fact he's probably on the phone to RDM as I type this...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19322961 Interesting, from what I've seen he's nothing special. It will give PVA more opportunity I guess

Hahahahaha is this guy for real?

Most definitely.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19312810 Hahaha do one Liverpool..

What do you want him to do? Do a backflip whilst hitting the ball with his heel on landing making the ball do a loopy-loop around the keeper, hitting our crossbar and bouncing off so hard it goes into the top corner? He has always been a consistent penalty taker, he knows what he's doing.

Positives - Clean sheet, 3 points, Hazard and Oscar both look fantastic Negatives - Torres looked terrible, Ivanovic was poor, Cech played a lot of poor balls

Mata looks very tired

What speed from Oscar

Oh Torres

Ferreira

Cole showing why he's a defender

Here comes the Gomez hat trick

We've played the ball to him several times. He has been offside 3-4 times, misplaced a few passes and when he tries to hold the ball up he ends up taking it out towards the wing then losing it. He is having a dreadful game.

Luiz had so much time there

Chelsea fans singing "Victor Moses, We'll see you next week"

Torres has been terrible!! Misplaced passes, constantly offside. He doesn't make it easy for himself.

Poor Iva

Can we just play every ball to Hazard please?

Seriously I am officially in love with Hazard. What a player. Mata and Hazard seem to be switching between the centre and the right.

What? Its been Chelsea fans the whole match. Wigan fans have literally just sang "come on Wigan" for about 3 seconds which was rebuffed by Chelsea fans with "fuck off Wigan"