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Hope we start Schwarzer. Cech needs a rest.

Reading that Tottenham forum is fucking hilarious. If they go and get him now they're going to look so stupid

I'd literally rather us play with an attacking 4 rather than a striker...Hazard Mata Oscar Willian...With Schurrle and De Bruyne to rotate

Chode.

He can play all three I beleive, but is more prominent as a wide player.

Mata and Willian aren't the same sort of players at all...Can't see us getting rid of Mata for Rooney.

Had a quid on Benteke to score first and Chelsea to win 2-1 @ 100/1 Cos the first goal was an own goal it doesn't count so the bet is in I've been doing very well on scorecasts as of late, very happy.

Where the flying fuck has 5 minutes come from. Surely 3 minutes tops.

Should've played Schwarzer ayy Bushman trollolol

The striker that's been offside 764 times. We must be creating something if he can be offside...

If the game was scored on offsides we'd be absolutely destroying them. Demba Ba would be the best and most potent player in the world. If only...

He only said 6 things. In order to get 90% wrong, 10% would be right. Meaning 0.6 of his prediction is correct. I deem your statement 100% wrong.

There's a Irish sports bar called Flahertys just off one of the squares on the Ramblas, that might be worth a shot

Interesting to see how much of an impact De Bruyne is making

Think they would to be fair. Villa are our bogey team.

HELLO KEVIN ASHBURNER

This use to be my favourite time of year. Waiting for the draws to come out whilst sitting on flight comparison websites and book nice and cheap ASAP. Hope we get Ajax and some stinking Eastern European team for the fans

I can't see Mata starting this one. I reckon he will come on around the 60 minute mark.

You mean by then we would have signed Martinez?

What? So Gareth Bale to RM for £93 million Coentrao to Spurs for £15 million So basically Bale to RM for £78 million + Coentrao?

Martinez perhaps

I don't accept it. I think you're probably the only person on the site that would pick Schwarzer.

But he's hungry

It's the 2nd competitive game of the season mate, chill out!

You absolutely love Martinez don't you, every thread you go on about him