Hutcho

Offside again... Come on changes please.

Moses for rambo please.

Oh fuck off.

It was like Chelsea vs Barca all over again.

Hold on lads.

Get in there Fernando.... Always knew you were a beast... Looooool

Lucky I have been drinking for a couple of hours, Becuase this is absolutely terrible.

I have a feeling this is gonna be pens.

Holy shit... That had me worried.

Well that was a load of shit.... But it's still 0-0... No need to panic.

Fuck... Nice try lamps... We should put him upfront.

Playing like crap. Mata isn't having a good game... And Ramires has never been good rw. Oscar is out of position, and torres is just torres. Need to really pick this up.

This ref is gonna set the record for most fouls given in a game.

Omg... I thought english teams were bad with diving, but ffs.

Book oscar but not matic

Ba travelled with the squad but is cup tied as he has always been.

Book him.

Got my big tv on... Have my phone ready on here... And a bottle of scotch... Im READY!!!

We'll do it.. Might take pens because we never so things the easy way, but we can do this.

Would rather have moses on right wing, come on Chelsea.

You seem to love to focus on the times he has bad games, but ignore the good games. He wasn't one of the worst players on the pitch at all. But if lampard was playing on his own without anyone else he wouldn't have broken the record, that goes without saying. Mata would have 0 assists if he played on his own. I don't get why you hate mourinho and Lampard so much.

Oh look, Mr Buzzkill has arrived.

WTF happenned just there. Language a thon.

Come on make it official. Seems to be movement on the Lampard front as well. It would seem those 2 things correlate. Jose' first press conference : Of course i have to come back here to where i am loved, and i would be the biggest idiot in the world if i just let super frank leave. He has signed a new deal!!! Crowd goes wild... It can happen.

As someone who is english, i would say that would have to be an error in writing, as i don't think you would never right, "i hope this falls through" if you mean "go through". And i can't see them actually wanting the deal to fall through. But anyway, great news if it is true.