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It's just his face and expressions when he scores sometimes, it's a bit too in everyone's face i feel

If he didn't score against us so much before Hernandez would be amongst my favourite strikers of the past half decade or so. I lurrrrv his poacher instinct and would love a player like him at Chelsea, if he wasn't a dick

I know I think i'm born to be a critic

I think trying to become a Madrid legend is a lot more attractive than becoming a Chelsea legend, at this point. The only attacking players he'd need to surpass here in terms of legacy are Drogba, Osgood/Tambling perhaps & then Zola. He's not even far from Zola's status IMO already, but at Madrid, there's so many legends from Ronaldo, to other Ronaldo, to Raul, to Zidane, Santiago, Di Stefano, Puskas and so on. There'd be so much more feeling of accomplishment showing how good he is compared to other true greats of the game who played there, and surpassing them, while also getting coached by his idol. We haven't had so many greats here, and having so few players to surpass isn't really a romantic challenge. The fact is, he's probably already one of our greatest ever players, and he's a fool (which he isn't) if he doesn't know that. It's more than plausible that he'd soon want to accomplish a similar but more staggering feat on a bigger, louder, prettier stage, where he gets paid more, and a nice tan. People always forget the nice tan factor. It would just surely be more satisfying becoming a legend there than here. But that's in my mind, not Hazard's. We are still in the process of becoming an illustrious club; we've been at the top for a decade only. We're still a way behind the Madrid's, Barca's, even Milan's & Munich's of this world. Though of course i could never see him at Milan. The other 3 though? I could see him at any of them for the reasons i put forward. It's just more exciting. It's natural that the most exciting player on the planet rn would be attracted to the most exciting & also daunting challenges, especially once he's ticked off the "I can kick it in the Premier League" challenge. I SAY ALL THAT TO SAY THIS: OBVIOUSLY I HOPE HE DOESN'T LEAVE, I LOVE HIM AND HIS CHEEKS.

i think it's blue tinted thinking to truly believe Hazard wouldn't want to play under his idol, c'mon now. Not just his idol, but an idol to all of football. in a hotter country. where there's incredibly hot girls in the crowd and not guys holding pies.

i wish herbal sleeping pills didn't make me need to poop myself the moment my eyes open

tbh i thought he was average as a school chicken pie while at Watford and i pretended otherwise because of blue tinted glasses. I wouldn't have done so had i knew the likes of Musonda, Boga, Loftus and co would all do what he did at youth level X10. as a person i'm sure he is very intelligent, but as a player, not so much. reminds me of Bramble which sounds harsh but whatever, opinions are opinions. *Actually maybe i didn't pretend. At the time, I was checking his highlights on MOTD and thinking "ok, he has something", but on reflection, i just don't think he did, and if he did, he's definitely not built on it. 'but he's young, give him time' i will

a few hard tackles from Matic would fuck em up

I didn't realise before he joined us that Costa had ongoing fitness concerns, and for that reason alone I don't feel confident with Remy as our back up striker, despite the fact I love him as a player and don't think we could have a better back up, when fit. Costa's fitness means more for our back ups than it means for himself.

I think in that game, that was our aim. Give the inexperienced Liverpool players lots of the ball so they have plenty more chances to fuck up

I really, really want to break Valencia fans hearts and sign Alcacer. I'm sure that if he signed for a mid table team like Liverpool (a perfect fit for both club and player IMO) we'd all cry out to sign him the following season after seeing him score game after game. Of course here, he'd be back up for Costa, but maybe he'd accept that, considering he won't be winning trophies (major ones anyway) any time soon with Valencia. They have a great squad in general this season that i'd love to raid. Perez is a hot head that gets a yellow card every match that he plays but i'd love him too. Parejo would be a brilliant alternative to Fabregas & Gaya is the next big left back (if we were to lose Luis). *sighs lustfully* I won't even touch on Otamendi, everyone knows how good he is.

@supporter, What you suggest is unorthodox and for that reason i love it.

I love seeing him play but I fear his body would be split in half like a twig if he lead the line for us

DO THEY? Good gravy they need promoting soon Shoutout Afobe tho Still killing it Shoutout Bamford nice hair

But he's been in the Championship since the start of the season, starting at MK Dons no? I don't know about the rules, but for the past calender year, Afobe has played as a better striker than Bamford.

I'd say he was the biggest surprise in the championship, but not the best player, at all. In his position alone Afobe has been superior. Still an amazing loan, however.

Arsenal are strange and Mourinho has nice stubble at times

Signing him for the RW would be all fun and fine but it's not like he's getting any of his goals this season from that position. In his mind and i'm sure many minds, he's a striker now. That's where he seems to flourish. And he's too good to be a back up one at that.

start spanking people for being naughty hypocrites

I'm not having a dig. I'm highlighting an actual concern about the forum. I'll edit my post into the Feedback thread.

I WASN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE GAME, WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME OVER MY SUPPOSED LACK OF ENTHUSIASM OVER A WIN? WHY ARE YOU INSINUATING I DONT UNDERSTAND TACTICS? I WAS ELATED WITH OUR WIN WITH NOT TOO MANY QUALMS OVER THE TACTICS DEPLOYED LOL. YOU ARE LOST? WHY ARE YOU SAYING ALL THIS? IM NOT A TRUE SUPPORTER BECAUSE IM FED UP OF MOCKERY ON A FORUM???? If your reply isn't in a PM i'm reporting you for spam LOL. You're having a very random discussion that is nothing to do with what i'm talking about, and continuing this will only make people laugh and wish the conversation ended sooner.

This isn't the case at all, but do you believe in cyber bullying? Or do you believe it's a myth? If you think you can't be brought down on a forum, well, that's your opinion so i'm not going to question your age for it am i?

People like me post our 'negative' posts, not aimed at persons on here, but towards or fueled by a manager whom does not know nor care about us. (Or in this unique case, addressing an intangible 'thing' going on) We, or I, don't quote people out of the blue after they post an opinion, negative or positive, then proceed to give personal opinions on what sort of person they are. People like you try to bring down people like me, with personal quotes, when no qualms were needed. You can't dispute that. And I personally can't see how it doesn't make you a piece of shit.

You're touching on 2 different things, without adding anything to what I said, or what the topic is about, or what anyone in here is talking about. Don't fish for likes. Message me if you have a question.

just to add: 'moaning', however negative it may come across as, generally has thought behind it, and is always driven by an opinion at the end of the day that the user is trying to express, which is what forums are for (if not to stay informed, but i think this forum is more-so for the former.) this weird mockery is the closest thing to trolling since people saying Fernando Torres still 'had it'. what on earth has any of it added to the topic? I only say this, because the positivity brigade i refer to, eg; anyone blindly lambasting anybody to say something which contrasts the popular opinion, continue to go unchecked - because of course they're in the majority. but it doesn't take balls to be a sheep and bah like the rest. at the end of the day, not allowing negativity to be expressed is inhumane. to make an effort to mock or bring down those who are negative, which is usually not a choice but just how a person is, is beyond childish. maybe the moaning will quit when things are more fair. Now that was overdue.