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Honestly, I don't trust any of our CB pairings at the moment. It's almost a case of choosing the right one specifically for the game. Zouma-Christensen, statistically, is the worst pairing, I think.

He's been injured. Not fit yet.

We'll see because we all know Hodgson is gonna park the double-decker bus.

Playing Kante in the DM role again against Palace would be worse!

That's crazy aTtAcKiNg MiDfIeLdEr

Given the shady business that goes on in football sometimes, I won't rule out the ban being overturned completely until we know for sure. Until then, we just need to make sure we don't fuck any of our next 3 games (HA!) before the Liverpool and Wolves games!

Niko Kovac gave Dortmund a big headstart this season and last but Dortmund bottled it on both occasions. They don't deserve it.

Err, nothing at all? Still rusty I guess and we were playing in like 3rd gear in the second half anyway.

IF City's ban sticks, then this 5-point gap over Wolves in 6th could be very important. They go to Sheffield United in midweek, which won't be easy but not that we will make life easy for ourselves either...

Pulisic is so much like Hazard till the point he is even hesitant to take shots! Had 2 good chances late on to shoot and potentially score but didn't do it.

First league goal since October 28, 2018...CHRIST!

Indeed. First since October 28, 2018...

Too much fucking about with the passing at the moment. We're 1 Watford away from becoming headless chickens again.

Can we please stop screwing around and get the 3rd goal? This game is basically 1 Watford goal away from turning into an absolute chaos.

Feels like a passing exercise and Watford are in damage limitation mode. Not even going for it.

Laughed harder than I should after seeing that.

Well, he had to especially when you consider his two midfield partners are Barkley and Kante...

3 of his 4 goals since the restart have come after fouls on Pulisic. The other was because of Abraham (IIRC) and Pulisic was also involved in that incident. Willian needs to get Pulisic a present if he gets a new contract...

Willian gonna penalty his way to a 50-year contract...

Just like against Villa and West Ham, Watford are ignoring Kante because they know he is clueless when it comes to passing forward. And Kante himself doesn't want to take any risk and is just passing sideways and backwards. FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

Seriously, FUCK THIS KANTE IN THE DM POSITION SHIT!!!

It's sooooooo painful to watch this midfield going forward.

Forget Emerson. If people want to know why we need to replace Alonso, it's games like today's. Sarr is a decent player but he is no Robben or Ribery etc and yet, Lampard doesn't even trust him to do the job on him and has to play a RB in his position.