Azpinator

http://instagram.com/p/zC2KfMCXF2/ He listens to Amr Diab now... Man, the things a woman can make you do!

They are not that different from a Toure-free Man City this season. Not easy but still not so difficult to beat.

But is he a Mourinho-type player?

FUUUUUUCKKKK MARTAAA I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!!!

Far enough to live a more normal life, thankfully.

Nah it's fine, really. It is fucked up. Yeah I live in Syria. Not all cities are super dangerous.

I don't recommend it.EDIT: I know it was a joke but here it's just so bad to even joke about it.

Do you enjoy digging yourself into a hole?

Ok you're talking about the reaction and perception of fans, that's a different topic. I was talking about the collective physical and mental condition of the players at a critical time in the season, only defensively while still demanding a decent offensive display just like every fan.But since you've mentioned it, there was no moaning whatsoever in the reaction to games like West Ham at home (guess why?). Not wanting to concede doesn't equal wanting a shit win, at all. 6-3 can be a great away result. But at home the clean sheets matter. A well-controled 2-0 or 3-0 win is much better than an all-over-the-place 6-3 win at home.

I would say that as well but not at this stage of the season. CL is coming soon and it would be better not to make a habit out of conceding in every single game. Especially at home obviously.

I prefer a win with a clean sheet than to concede 3 goals from a 12th place team.

Pellegrino can eat it, passionately.

Since when did Harry Kane start doing online analysis?

Brilliant! You know, weeks after that game I laughed my way through a test just 8 hours after the 2-2 at Camp Nou. Scored 1/10 but it was worth it. It all depends on how serious/difficult the exam is.

Reasons to miss your club's game:1- Exams/Work 2- Unavailable broadcast 3- Power outage everywhere in your hometown 4- Personal tragedy 5- Big personal events 6- War I don't know about you but I'd miss a fucking WC final to watch Chelsea. I don't care if it's the biggest La Liga game so far, in fact I don't even care about La Liga. Even if it ends with more than 10 goals scored with everyone/everything going bananas there while Chelsea score less than 2 and Jose takes a nap in the second half.

Learn from your captain, people.

So first it was Lampard who cost us the title.. Now it's Courtois.. I wonder who's next.

Maybe in the future he'd talk James Rodriguez into joining us once Real Madrid decide to dump him!

I would like to make a toast to everyone on TC that called Kevin "Shit" or anything similar at least once during his Chelsea time. Cheers!

Exactly. Foy, Dean, Dowd, Atkinson,.. etc. are no better.

If only we could play Bamford just to fuck with those cunts.

Gary Neville is the sex.

I just think it's more natural for his progress (as a player bought in January) to not start a big game right after signing. He'd be forced to make a first impression that satisfies everyone, in a very tight match.

If he is to play tomorrow, I hope he comes in as a sub. Throwing him out there from the beginning of the biggest match so far with all those players he haven't played with yet would be tough. We made that mistake with Torres, I know he's an exception to everything on this planet, but still. Absoluetly, fingrers crossed!

It's so ridiculous that Willian's price was so close to Hazard's. Heeey me too! Happy Birthday!