Sir Mikel OBE

Lucky for him defensive Mourinho is at the helm. We'd have to make a mistake for them to beat us...which sadly seems possible with the way we have played.

Man Sane really is amazing.

I feel like they have cheat sheets. Brazilian? Check Winger? Check Pace? Check "Willian can change the game."

To be past it you would have had to be in it from the start. The stopovers nobody buys, and a few free kick goals during a terrible season does not make a good player.

Let me help you out http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/22912-9-álvaro-morata/

I really think Fabregas and Morata took a bet to see who could play worse. Willian just told everybody to hold his drink.

next to 1/10 Morata everybody outside of Fabregas looks good though.

If Batsuayi played as bad as he did today this thread would be exploding with attacks on his social media life, and everything else. Hazard fighting to get in the box and for support and Morata strolling around like he cant be bothered.

Bakayoko is TERRIBLE

But when Batsuayi doesnt get service and plays bad he is crucified. Morata has played just as bad today, as Bats did when he was absolutely slated on here. In fact, even worse because Morata hasn't tried today.

Hazard has been injured since the first half. He was great before that. Morata hasn't even tried today though. An absolute boy compared to Dzeko.

Fixed that for you. Pick 1

The only striker out there tonight Bossing 3 players just there. Absolutely brilliant.

Man Dzeko has been the best striker out there today by far.

Batsuayi for Morata please. Morata hasn't been good enough for weeks now.

Willian on for Cahill. wow.

He'll get his sack and pension sooner or later.

Why is Hazard still out there injured when we have Manchester at the weekend?

I cant believe how poor this side is.

Its amazing how nobody in this side is close to Hazard in terms of skill.

He's been bad, but its because he is being played wrong. Even Pogba would look poor in this set up.

He's always been good.

HAZARD!!!!!

To be fair this bournemouth side are terrible.

If his name was Moses people would have been calling for his head for weeks now.