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United 4 - 3 Hull... Maybe it can get better

Can this day get any better? (Well, Spurs could beat Liverpool and I get magically cured of flu, but figuratively speaking, its been a great day)

Stoke 2 - 0 Arsenal EDIT - And Van Rapist sent off

Mineiro is coming on for his debut

I'll be slightly disappointed if we don't get at least one more in the last 22 minutes.

NO MERCY! On comes Drogba Fucking suck on this

Malouda misses a sitter, not for the first time this week, or the tenth

We want 10, we want 10

And I call myself the match analyser?

5-0, Anelka

I would like to think that we could go out and score 3 or maybe even 4 in the second half, but the way that football is suggests this will be very much like the home match against Portsmouth - we'll just sit back on this league and make sure we don't give away any sloppy goals. 4-0, possibly 5-0, would be a reasonable scoreline... And as I say that, Lampard scores 4-0 I'll shut up now.

Half-time scores... Chelsea 3-0 Sunderland Man Utd 3-1 Hull City Middlesbrough 0-1 West Ham Portsmouth 0-1 Wigan Stoke City 1-0 Arsenal West Brom 0-1 Blackburn

I hope not, my dad has £12 on 5-0 at 13/2...

ANELKA 3-0 to the Blues.

Certainly doesn't make me laugh at all. United 3:1 Hull City, game over.

United 2 Hull 1 Carrick has scored. Ash Cole taken off injured; Bridge comes on.

Alex touched it before Anelka, so the big man has a goal and an assist Such a great name, as well.

2-0 Nico Anelka

Alex 1-0

United 1 - 1 Hull

Great effort by Deco, off the bar.

1212: "How can Lampard's goal against Hull be the best Scolari has ever seen?! It was a cross! He didn't mean it!" woolster5891 on 606 Join the debate on 606 Oh goody, first stupid comment of the day. I suppose you're one of 'those' who think Ronaldinho didn't mean to score against England in the 2002 World Cup? From 606 Go Stevo The big man also has us down for a 3-0 win today.

We best bloody win, I've got flu

Kerry Dixon has gone for Spurs 1 - 1 Liverpool, and I am inclined to agree... Spurs will certainly be up for this one, and still no Torres for Liverpool.

Shut it