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All footballers care about is money, well, at least the vast majority do.

Right... we have an option for Indonesia already. I'm making one for Mongolia and Montenegro.

Rather have Eto'o over both in honesty. When you assess strikers, their main role is scoring goals. Eto'o does that prolifically.

Bbrilliant news if true. One of our best players last term.

Respect. Doesn't get the praise he deserves IMO.

Probably be Robbie Fowler.

Happy birthday Shit, I'm on time for birthday celebrations! I'm not drunk, either.

Fantastic player, but we already have Mikel and Essien.

Welcome mate

Fuck off Messi, you little shit.

Scolari is as tactically astute as my left bollock, in fairness. Sounds like a muppet for changing the training routine as well.

I'm gonna get on to him about the flags, Elliott. And no, not yet Greg. Hope to catch him online tonight.

Okay Mr. Perfectionist

First come, first served

All he's doing at the moment is light training with a bit of ball work. Still, shows he is on course for a return I'd rather us not rush him back; we have players who can cover his position. I'd rather have a fully fit Joe than one that isn't quite up to scratch and therefore even more injury-prone.

Joe can play on either flank, so we can have Joe on the right and Kalou/Zhirkov on the left. Having three of them also compensates for injury to one of them.

Happy belated birthday from me You know the drill, guys

Holy shit. Thats amazing

Not supposed to, since they're called footpaths, in fairness. Doesn't stop me or anyone else, for that matter.

Not necessarilly. Robben, Duff and Joe Cole could play on either wing; I expect the same of someone who costs £18 million.

Sure. I'll contact Jim about flags for; Mongolia Indonesia Montenegro

*Cough* Ballack, Malouda, Shevchenko *Cough*

That's the top I like the most Fantastic to see Cole back, though. We missed his invention last season. Don't get me wrong, Malouda helped void the gap, but Joe had the ability to make something out of nothing.