Grillinnap

No hat trick for Walters

Who wore the armband before Terry got on? Lamps?

Welcome back Captain!

Hazard is world class.

3-0

Lamps!!!!

Don't think any of us would mind that. (If you're talking about the assistant ref)

Would they have postponed the December 15th match against Southampton had we lost against Monterrey?

People laughing at us for being the first reigning European champion to not make it out of the group stage. Fuck it, let's make more history. First team to win Champions League and then Europa League the following year!

If Shakhtar score 2 goals, will Gary Neville have an orgasm again on live TV?

Wow, Paulo is still playing!

I want to be mad at Shakhtar, but we really have no one to blame but ourselves for not advancing to the knockout stage.

It's over. Juventus take the lead. Let's get ready for Europa League.

Moses is just simply amazing tonight!

Luiz says "Fuck you all."

Fucking fail

SAVE! And Cahill, hands behind your back, please.

How was he doing at Real before the injury?

Fuck this

Just tuned in. I don't remember the last time our shirts and shorts didn't have the same color.

When we score, we don't keep the clean sheet. When we keep the clean sheet, we don't score...

By false #9, I thought the TS meant to insult Alexis Sanchez.

What a fickle owner. Who's gonna want the Chelsea job? You are in danger of getting sacked for every match you lose.

Surprise surprise

What is the lineup? Azpi and Ivan are on at the same time, so who's at RB? Cahill and Luiz are also playing so Ivan can't be a CB.