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Lukaku debut! Oh, LAMPARD!!!

Is Sturridge gonna get some playing time now?

Son of a bitch. Who got hurt? My feed is laggy.

Wow, Norwich's away supporters have a strong presence.

Fuck

Do Manchester Utd. evn want him? How many times has that guy been loaned now?

Just tuned in. Who scored?

How lucky.

What a difference a week makes for Malouda!

Ivanovic's ball reminded me of Beckham's ball to Ronaldo when they were at Real Madrid.

What a strike by Anelka

That guy pissing on the pitch can't be real.

Thing that worries me about Torres is the way the defenders played him in the last match. The Stoke defenders kept trying to hurt him. Now the next opponents will have the same dirty tactics. Well, that is if Torres keeps himself injury-free.

Man of the Match: Torres or Ramires. IMO.

Seriously, who is that chick on the Chelsea bench?

Is this the first time we've seen Torres, Drogba, and Anelka at the same time? Don't remember this last season.

IN COMES DROGBA! Kalou and Malouda out. Villas Boas has finally seen the light.

Phew

FUCK MALOUDA

Man, Stoke are really like piranhas whenever Torres has the ball.

Ramires has been awesome today.

How far is Stoke-on-Trent from London?

Is that a masseuse on the Chelsea bench?

Malouda totally blew that,

These announcers don't seem to be fans of Twitter.