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Don't JINX him!

Is it for that goal he scored against us in the CL from more than 25 meters out.

He doesn't have the pace to beat a man over 20-30 meters.

Mikel Yellow carded.

We need to get another while we're on top, you never know how the second half pans out.

We need to get another while we're on top, you never know how the second half pans out.

Kalou was almost through on goal there!

Iva! What a stop!

RAMBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

-What time is it? -It's a quarter to "Drogba Time"!

I just beat Liverpool on my FIFA 12 manager mode 3-1 in the FA semi-final. Romelu got the hat-trick

Honestly I think Newcastle like to be written off. I have lost count of the times they have proved people (me included) wrong this season.

For a moment I though you meant QPR! I was getting ready to attack!

I watch and re-watch Chelsea matches almost constantly, technically I've seen her enough times to know her very well. In all seriousness I just jumped on the Eva bandwagon. Tbh, I don't think she's very attractive; don't tell anyone!

Two or three months now, since we changed the rep system to "likes". When was the last time you got a like Jai? (There's probably some box in your profile settings that you need to check or something)

What a game! This and the everton 4-4 draw at utd should be games of the season.

I don't have the slightest doubt in my mind that we will WIN this. KTF!

At the risk of sounding too platonic, my attraction to a girl is usually related to how much I know and like her personality, I've never had a crush on a celebrity.

How are the gooner still in the match? Some fantastic football by Norwich.

Ah I see. Personally, I prefer a couple of beers with football matches, I need to keep focused to notice how bosingwa is costing us the cup!

What happened to abstaining from alcohol?

Anyone else enjoying Norwich kicking Arsenal's arses? How have Norwich not got a pen for that? Don't get any clearer!

Ice? Though that won't change the alcohol density much.

Are those official?

The green makes it look like: EDIT: Scratch that, Jai's description of it is much more epic