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Hopefully we won't. Rangers are just too dangerous to play against in the Preseason. Your boys tackle like monsters. Good game though, Sturridge is on fire.

He is in fact, taller that Didier.

I don't know if I should laugh or frown with disapproval.

That is a real crying shame. Chances are if he signed for us those Rangers last night would have broken his leg too.

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I love that video. Lamps is a true soldier, a damn legend. It is an added bonus watching all the smug faces of the Scumpool players watch in horror, especially Carragahgahaer and the DJ basher.

I'm bit of an Inter fan, so I can easily say that he isn't that injury prone, he just has really shite stamina. So don't expect him to be made out of glass like Ribery and Robben. Think of him like Mesut Ozil, neither players can cope with a full 90 minute game.

Until we lose to them 4-0. I'd much rather Sneijder come here and piss off Man Utd that way.

Geez he is already bigger than Drogba. Hopefully he can be a complete player like Drobazooka too. Creating and Scoring that is.

We havn't the need for an injury prone player.

Doesn't Ganso have dodgy knees?

Happy birthday Solomon, Lukaku is your eventual replacement if you don't pick up the slack!

Play sexay football.

We should have pushed for more.

I have always wondered why they are so violent, I guess the Riots didn't help much. It so sad that the stereotype is true. But anyway this has nothing to do with Milos Krasic, does it?

Violence is afraid of me. To be honest though, I have never been to keen on Melbourne mainly because there is too many bogans and yobbos.

...chances are he will never return.

Stan The Man. It must have been amazing seeing the club he won it with, win it again exactly 50 years later.

If we do sign him , can I have your house? I've always wanted a house in Melbourne.

+ The money we payed Zhirkov in wages over the last few seasons. I'd be happy with 30mill.

He is a very good diver too.

Berlusconi probably wants to date her. He was a horny ol' bastard the last time I checked.

He has only had one season when he didn't make 30 or more appearances for AC Milan and that was his first season. He is rather prone to injuries but saying that, they are never truly bad injuries like Kaka's just niggling ones like Fernando. Though I love Drogba for everything he has done for the club, Pato could put 10+ years into this club, whereas we would be lucky if Drogba could put in 3. It would be insane to pass this opurtunity up. He is exactly what Kalou should be. Another link, same old, same old. Has it been posted yet? http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/82606,sport,football,transfer-talk-chelsea-to-offer-nicolas-anelka-or-salomon-kalou-for-alexandre-pato

Maybe we could offer Alex to them instead of Juventus. WIth Kalou or Anelka of course,

They probably think DD will bring them the Champions League on a silver platter.