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Albanian Kosovian Belgian English He has four nationalities. I have an English father and England won't give me a citizenship. What the actual fuck.

You'd think Bassong would be able to handle someone like Ba, but apparently not.

I don't know man. Even in real life, I've noticed Australians typically drift towards walking on the left of paths. On escalators for instance, people will stand on the left side allowing people to walk down the right.

Throw him in the first team then. Charlie Wakefield, that's a very English name.

Nick Powell scored a screamer on his debut. Then he fell off the face of the earth.

I have a problem when I play GTAV. I tend to start drifting to the left side if the road a lot and end up in traffic explosions.

Fuck this pub is a dive.

I was going to say that. Maybe not the standout by Michael Ballack's performance against Man Utd at the Bridge was spectacular.

And I have masculine coloured hair. That moment when you realise that the word 'blonde' is a feminine version of 'blond'. You just said you have female hair. lrn2inglish

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/us-capitol-locked-down-as-mother-with-child-is-shot-after-leading-police-on-chase/story-e6frg6so-1226732662996 What is wrong with America?

Everton seems to be a club that cares about what their supporters think. After 78% of supporters voted for a change of crest, they given supporters a chance to vote between three different crests. Which would you vote for if you were an Evertonian?

I think he needs more than that. A slap to the face, a boot up the bum, a haircut and cold shower, is what he needs.

University Money Food Water Clothes Rent Taxes Bills I wish they sectioned people in Australia.

I posted this before it was cool. Gosh, contemporise, will you?

I actually had a laugh at this.

On a scale of 1 to 10. I'm incredibly fucking stressed.

I don't think Mikel is that lazy. Just immobile.

If he wanted to play for Bayern so bad I don't see why he'd push for such ridiculous wages. They only way I'd accept him moving is if Bayern flat out offered him ridiculous wages, but if he and his slimey snake agent pushed for ridiculous wages, Lewandowski can fall off the side of the earth for all I care. Chelsea always had a ridiculous wage structure, it wasn't the wages preventing players from joining most of the time it was the flat transfer fees. Weren't Desailly and Lebouef on ridiculous wages in the early 00s? Better financial situations...what's 40k to them? Why do they need an extra 160k p/w? Do they really need that ivory back scratch r made from endangered albino rhino. I live on $170 p/w with $130 of that going to rent. My house is a dump and is falling apart. I can't afford a refrigerator, car or a washing machine. And I still manage to survive, I have no idea how people do it on less, I empathise with them so much. Hell, I consider myself lucky and well-off at times, I feel like a greedy pig when I can afford take-out food. I really can not comprehend this sort of greed displayed by people at times. I really do despise these footballers that whinge and moan for bigger contracts. Take a walk in Rickie Lambert's shoes you bastards.

Never said that. lrn t2 inglis better or me will band u. Fucking stop missing the point of my posts or I'll send you nude pics of the girls I hook up with, and we both know you don't want that.

THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE ANALOGY GOSH RAPHAEL YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

Well he has certainly strengthened them considerably in a single window. Rafa unlike the masterclass that is Mazzarri has actually added depth to Napoli which they were desperately lacking under Mazza. Mazza built the engine and frame, all Rafa has to do is add the details and Napoli can easily charge the Scudetto. Another analogy is that Mazza put the money into the vending machine and ordered the Scudetto. All Rafa has to do is reach for it and take it out of the slot before Conte sneaks up behind him and steals it away.

Not to mention van Ginkel is injured. Oscar is untested in the CM position. McEachran is wasted youth. De Bruyne is unfavoured Michael Essien is a shadow. David Luiz is out of his element. Looking very thin and quite worrying in the midfield.

Ah, I see, this is a money talks situation, I guess 40k in a week isn't enough for him. I hope he has fun on his private yacht in the Bahamas snorting cocaine from a hooker's clitoris while Charlie Sheen overdoses on crystal meth in the captain's lounge. FFS I'll be lucky to have a 40k a year job. I hope he fails at Bayern and ruins his career and legacy. His money will keep him warm at night.

Aye, all grief and criticism aimed at Lord Lamps is at times ridiculous. Some people act like he is at Titus Bramble levels of embarrassing. Though to be honest I don't think I've ever criticised Lamps in my life and I probably never will. I'd be the Leader of Legend Lords Lamps Legislature. I wanted to alliterate but I was really struggling, so leave me alone!

Just look at Lord Lamps face. It's as if he is having a giggle at this whole situation.