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Please, elaborate.

Fuck off Benteke. Seriously, fuck off cunt; keep your damn mouth shut.

I'd say that almost going bankrupt in the 80s was a terrible thing. But Matthew Harding's passing would probably clinch it.

What if Torres is inured tomorrow and we get to watch a whole month of no one up there? The amazing concept of the false nine to the rescue.

It's either: 1. Chelsea 2. Manchester City 3. Paris Saint Germain Why? Because I sincerely believe that none of the German teams would consider Mourinho. It's mainly the culture and media of the country that concern me, I feel he'll have a hard time there much like he did in Italy and to a lesser extent what's happening now in Spain. Munich and Dortmund would probably be the only teams to be able to afford him, and something about Bayern tells me they'd rather a former Bayern star or at very least German star to take the helm. Dortmund doesn't need Mourinho, and then as I said earlier teams like Schalke and Bayer can't really afford him. Why Chelsea? Well, for starters he has said he'd love to return to Chelsea one day, so that's a big tip. On the plus side he has mentioned that his relationship with Abramovic is fine now, they go over there will dispute and have put it behind them, so he'd probably be open for José to return also. Why ManCity? Mo' money, mo' problems. And Mancini is a muppet. Why Paris? Well, it's pretty much the same situation as ManCity. Ancellotti is a good manager much better than Mancini, but I've never thought him to be total world class. But the French Ligue is a strange one, absolute gold won week, trite the next. Why not ManUtd? I really don't think the Glazers would like Mourinho. They are all about profits and marketability, and Mourinho marketable as he is also bring a lot of bad publicity because of what he says and does, he also has a tendency to make enemies at other clubs. Besides, even ManUtd legends like Sir Bob aren't too sure about José at Old Trafford, they think he is too unstable and volatile for the job. Poking people's eyes, etc.

I don't buy the first two points at all. How's is Falcao going to do all that? He isn't bloody David Beckham.

Silva is incredibly hot and cold. When he plays well the team is twice as good but when it's his off day, he makes it hard.

Silva - Villa - Mata Would've been dynamite.

I wonder...if David Silva had joined those years back would Juan Mata be at Manchester City?

I really don't think Hazard earns that much.

Once again I was just using Michu as an example. I didn't say the club should have bought him, I'm just saying that there are players out there that could do a magnificient job and we just don't know about them. Jovetic or El Shaarway would be perfect for the pass wanking football the club want's to play.

I didn't mean it the vein that Hasselbaink was cheap, just the fact that he scored a lot of goals in such a short time. People want a 20+ goal a season striker and that's what he was for a while. You missed the point. I was saying that the next big striker doesn't have to be a big name. Look at Swansea Michu cost what? 2 million? Why can't this club find transfers like that? I don't give a toss about FFP, I just don't want another expensive flop. After Sheva and Torres it worrying that it could happen again. I don't think it would with Falcao but it very much could, just like it could happen to any other person. And I don't buy into the statement that Falcao fits the current system.

Did I mention anything about a League Two striker that doesn't fit the system? Did I mention any of even like that? No I didn't; I said cheap and used Bony as an example, I don't necessarily want him. Stop being a hyperbolic sarcastic twat. I don't entertain you ideas with snide remarks.

I really want a cheap striker like Bony to sign in the window. Rather than spunk 50 million on Falcao, a cheap signing with basically no pressure could be great. He could be the next Jimmy Floyd we don't know.

Even if José comes here for only three or so years it's still a lengthy improvement over our last few managers. People complain about three years not being enough when we've barely experience a manger stay longer than one year!

I hate it when people say he creates his own chances. It's such a nonsensical and weird phrase. Nobody creates their own chances, outside of incredible Maradona or Messi dribbles, and I don't think Falcao is capable of that. What does Falcao do exactly? Run out to the right byline cross the ball and run into the six yard box so he can head it in? Us that how he creates for himself?

I like the first two points, but I don't believe that the last is sufficient reason to sign someone!

My only reservation is signing him in January. I hate signing big transfers in this window.

Yeah, I wouldn't call that cursing at someone in a million years.

Fucking Aston Villa. Talk about a team Chelsea struggles against. Everytime Chelsea beat Aston it seems to be incredibly lucky or in crazy circumstances.

There is always something to do. However insignificant it may seem at the time, is inconsequential to the future.

Then do something to change that.

What are his wages? 175,000? p/w?

2008!

He scored a double against Chelsea once. Maybe if we play them Torres will find his scoring boots again...