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Who the hell is this Chelsa? They sound like us but not quite.

In history only

He doesnt come across as the most learned of creatures does he. Hope he isnt banned because he would be good for any kids on the site who are unused to having a battle of wits to start off with

Your getting harder and harder to make out! Drinking already?Ive seen Irish people wearing Chels shirts and there are Irish people on here who are Chelsea mad so thats that one put to bed.I think the second part of your beautifully written piece is something to do with you hoping that we lose and that the dippers have still won more? Well i cant tell you how upset we all are on here to hear that Chelsea are not liked by people, Its come as a major shock to me and everyone on here and yes Liverpool have won more than us but then thats all history isnt it......much like liverpool. MAKING HISTORY NOT RELIVING IT

Dont know mate, unless the plan is to unveil the signings together...

Anyone got this l'equipe article about him signing soon

Your words are so cruel

Fair play, just the ones like our new troll

Stick around fella, you'll prob see us do it before the dippers win anything of significance again.

Lol emmmmm I dont know how to break this to you OReilly

Marin must have done a medical surely? Is it not a must for the contract?

What is that a reply to

You mean like how Man Utd monopolized the league for years? Funny i dont remember too many complaints back then

That was my thinking. Surely he couldnt have had a medical or anything yet?

Not overly fussed on Fellaini to be honest. Good player but not sure that he would command a starting place here. Plus Lukaku on loan for 2 YEARS! A season long loan would be plenty

the fake hulk one

Post deleted...fucking fake Twitter accounts, who does that

Wouldn't give the yids the money

I honestly believe we are gonna unveil hulk and hazard together. What a double signing

Do the Belgian team not arrive on Friday

lol correct, im gonna hit this agent boy with that piece of info and see what he comes up with.

Expand Collapse Reply RetweetedRetweet Delete FavoritedFavorite 11m Agent007ITK ‏@Agent007ITK BREAKING: Hulk has signed a 5 year deal at Chelsea. He will earn £145K a week & the fee is roughly around £37M. I know plenty of scepticism about twitter sources but this guy got Hazard spot on so who knows.

Think your new shirt looks well, actually the best looking of all the nike ones ive seen so far.

Looked at that pic quickly and thought yer man was cupping Hulks balls

Love the way we are conducting our transfer business early here....can but hope Robbies contract is being conducted in the same manner, if not, to quote our former striker, its a fucking disgrace