Amblève.

We need to kill them off now. You don't let the snake live on after you have knocked it out.

What a substitution. Mikel on for Lampard. I don't know what to say, really. I'm lost for words.

I just wondered... how many times has Benitez changed our back-4 already? I can't remember 3 games in a row he used the same 4 defenders...

It's not just that... it's more like 'WE FUCKING DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL.'

Plan A was supposed to be fast, short passes. As I said, 'was'.

HOLY SHIT MOSES

FunFact: We don't a plan B.

Webb is taking the piss already...

I can't believe Mikel is not starting... playing Lamps and Ramires in the double pivot is like a Christmas present for United. Smh.

That's pretty much accurate.

Dobro doso majstore!

What disease are you suffering from?

It's an insult for any footballer on earth to be mentioned in a sentence with Torres.

Lack of quality, lack of motivation, lack of depth, lack of intelligence from our board, Benitez' team selections and tactics etc. Choose one.

I can't believe you're talking about Bertrand, smh... the club's going through its worst period since a few years and the only thing you've got to talk about is our fucking LB position... wow.

Butterfly effect.

Fucking glad I couldn't/didn't watch this game. I really should thank that butterfly in Brazil.

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YOU WILL NEVER SEE A CAT OR DOG DOING THAT! GOATS ARE G.O.A.T.

Fuck both of them, cats and dogs. Goats FTW

@Rmpr, shut up or I'll force choke you!

Walesa should've shut the fuck up...

@The Skipper, because he goes unnoticed like many other great posters almost every month.