Melanicus

Not really. I don't accept authority & that's why I'm improving myself and learning to have a job where I'm my own boss and don't have to listen to some insecure egomaniac. If you can't do it, it's your problem.

No problem mate, I just hate when people tell me to do something. If someone tells me to do something, he can expect that that's the one thing I won't be doing.

Don't tell me what to do. I didn't even know about this match in the first place, now I've read the link, it's more clear. It's a nice gesture by the club.

Why the fuck would anyone arrange a friendly like this? I can't even...

More like two teams in one game. Each team in one half. What the actual fuck?

Dissapointed. I know it's pre-season, but our inability to break down teams that sit deep and counter attack is frustrating. Hope last season's problem won't repeat this season again.

Some Scouse cunt just shouted: Fernando, you will never walk alone.

DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA how nice seeing this legend again.

Interesting, because they actually aren't playing together in pivot today. It's van Ginkel-Matic.

What a fucking save by Courtois!

To be honest, I don't think he actually had any choice. NYC is City's sister club so they probably politely forced his loan to Manchester. I don't think he will be an important player for them or contribute much, it's just a City trying to show their muscles and saying 'fuck you, we bought your legend' to Chelsea. It's just a cheap trick. Everyone does those psychological tricks. Mourinho tried to unsettle Shaw saying that he doesn't think any teenager is worth that amount of money and that it's not fair for senior players to pay this ammount of wages to young guy. The most important thing is that we are not butthurt by it, keep our heads cool, calm & collected, ingore any distraction (yes, this is a distraction) and focus on winning the league. And Lampard will always be our legend, no matter what.

He sure does... look at them fap tissues.

My favorite player in the history of football. Ladies and gentlemen, living legend is back. Didier Drogba is fucking back!

Boga is fucking magical, hope us & he don't fuck up in his development, could be the best player our youth team has ever produced.

Probably the only time Chelsea will visit Ljubljana and I won't be able to see it live at Stožice Stadium. Fuck my life. Oh, and by the way. Olimpija is really shit, I'm surprised the club didn't go bankrupt already. Expect goal fest.

Welcome Diego, it feels so good to finally have a striker at Chelsea.

YES!!! Welcome Diego, let's kick some asses now. Can't wait for season to start.

Drug cartel lord does what he wants and comes when he wants.

Made his ultimate team card, because I was bored:

Is that you getting fucked by the girl with a strap on?

Why? We really don't need another attacking midfielder, hope Mourinho sees him as a backup striker. Would be much happier if we want for Pogba or Vidal instead. We need box to box midfielder, not another attacking midfielder.

Will there be any streams for this game? Or is it a game behind closed doors?

What was that?!

Nobody should give a fuck what the say. We should buy what we need and we need box to box midfielder.

Assuming we get Luis, box to box midfielder is the only position we need to upgrade. Vidal or Pogba are perfect for this position, if we get one of them we will surely win the league. We should hijack this move, because you simply don't get world class midfielder for 40m in this inflated market.