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And they're pointless espically for England! Just usually a case of 'oh look sometimes we can play not so shite'..then the real thing starts and back to normal! Anytime a player goes near anyone you think eeeeeeek!!!

And right before the start of the season.Who the hell thought that up?! Fingers crossed and all..

Top 4 finish and a couple of good cup runs...and a couple trophies be pretty good... And no media drama!!! Be nice to have a break from it....and to finish with Di Matteo be nice..

Loose this and will be worried!!! Either tends to be a easy game high score game or a bloody nightmare! And last time we played them opening day jesus christ how we managed it.Defence need to get it together and no silly bookings for anyone...and no injuries Weds make it even better!

One foot got the ball..the other got Kolarov.Didnt look to bad at first but after the replays defintly a sending off...but no doubt we'll see something similar in the season and will go unpunished

Then will be worried!! Wigan away seems to be a walk in the park or a bloody struggle for us

Really?!?! Oh dear!!!

Course City are the main threat and will be for a long time seeing as after a few years or building a team its starting to pull off.But Man U also be a threat as will others. But sod them and what they do/spend/what results they get.What matters is our results and how we perform and buy etc thats all Im worried about.Players need to start getting their acts together and fast..doesnt help we have a friendly plonked mid week.

Gah hopfully come out the friendly injury free...daft time to have it 3 days before the season starts...

If we'd won...been nothing really said..if we had lost that game due to Terry jesus christ... Exactly we lost 3-2.One goal difference.I thought we were heading for a 6-1 or something embrassing but in the end was hardly that bad.Crap but hey ho we lost to Man U 3-1 in it the time before...and City lost 3-2 in it last year after a lead..they didnt exactly do to badly afterwards

Rubbish result but not embrassing as thought be in the end..considering what they done to Man U last season with 10 men,,,didnt do to bad.And scored 2... Much work needed!!!

Oh lord cech run!

First big game and peed off already. Hey ho lets go mental against wigan Yay Ryan!

Might as well make changes. Nout to loose now

Defence done a runner!

Just hope doesnt end up being a mental scoreline. Come on chels aint over yet

Sodding Tevez. Hey ho into the season we go.

Blehh! Crappy

Least its almost half time.ref going a bit card happy

Oh piss off!

Urgh ITV and their usually bizzare coverage/commentry.hey ho come on Chels!!!

Yeah cant see it being a mega big scoreline..hope not anyway! We lost 3-1 to Man U and soon got over that and ones of those goals was scored with Little Shits face.Just hope they play like they care rather then seeing it as an outing or something annoyinh

First chance to win a trophy..hopfully we really go for this!Start the season in a great way!

In a way its better to have a not so great pre season..realise the problems rather then have a brilliant one and when its to late..realise everything aint right. Changes are needed still and hopfully they're made before the season starts

Except those things never get mentioned...we're not meant to know about them.They defintly prefer us to think he's a complete twat..