CucurellatheCat

Only because I cant pick Terry, Zola, Cech, kante, drogz, lampz, Ashley Cole, Kante or Costa etc lol Hes made the biggest improvement in the squad from where he was!

woahh woahh many women would die for the mans luscious lockzzz 😛

Dont take the mickey yeah??! The boys come good lol...

hehehe cucu has a hell of a hair do, im talking about this plonka with the ridiculous bleach mop on his head, at least palmers you can call "the monk" cut haha i mean look at this hairrrrr

I know i know, maybe im just weary from the past few years of madness but I really dont beleive our backline is strong enough and I dont know many apart from on reddit who disagree, not that it means im correct Ive thought for ages maybe 3 years we really needed to address the CB an GK postion and a striker The league wasn't very hot either last season and this season its going to be mental and our games are going to a lot harder i.e CL

wtaf man Do not want for that price wtf Romano def thinks we still want Simons so i guess jackson is off which should cover all that CB is the big Q if we wanna challenge we need Guehi to come home I cant take another season watching us get bent over in defence by every other team esp where I sit ffs lol, If you catch the shed on the TV im the guy with his hands on his head constantly as i wince

FFS NO THANKYOU

I think its winstanley one of the DOF's

LMFAO Ok ok I thought this was about newcastles wage structure but im getting my tinfoil hat on Is this...Is this about cutting the saudis out?! Theyre all working together to literally cock block newcastle owners arent they hahahahahahah Wild times

If we do sell veiga and a couple more we really should bring in Guehi I've been tooting the horn for ages about needing a CB and with levi crocked we need him, I think everyone has too much confidence in our CB's its also a lot about who they will be facing this season, the fire power from the top 10 is looking immense

I still think we are going to get Simons, I think RB are busy, I think (and hope) that Simons will get done next few days into next week, all the top tier sources say as much

Yeah thats what everyones been thinking If hes cheap or loan ill accept it but Simons is the goose we want Elliott I would of liked but Simons as good

They can afford £75M for tesko and are desperate PLUS will sell Isak for a boat load £75m or keep unhappy Isak i say!

A sancho job where they pay half his wages and then we pay to send him home after hes crap and cant get past even my nan ideal!

fakin americans i bet we pay bledy £50m for the mong, his hair alone pisses me right off, he can shave that off for a start! Ive heard its all about Paul Winstanley man utd bought the arse for 420k, if there's something more than the transfer of this muppet to us that grinds my gears, it is that we are also helping utd out with cash That club absolutely hate us, we shouldn't be doing biz with them!

I think we have about 5 more players to sell at least lol IF they buy Guehi and maybe at least stiff comp for sanchez, I think we are due a challenge Maybe at 40 I'm stuck in my ways but I honestly think if we can get a pretty much world class defender in and don't play all this inverted BS I would then put us in the challenge camp Rodri coming back for scam city, Liverpool having an immense window and the recent pedigree, arsenal being able to actually win games, could well be a cracking season

£60M was what they would sell abroad Newcastle offered £75M for Tesko £70M plus 10 in half achievable add ons and its a deal At £60m its risky as they're a rival, he might start finding the net (I'm an optimist) and it leaves us with less options up top Argument I guess is longer we keep him and less he plays the more his value will drop but in my head he's still a quality 2nd/3rd option What if Pedro n Delap flop, could be in a right mare by xmas Might be worth holding onto until Jan if Newcastle don't pay big squids

yeesh, theyre both good, Personally I dont see a massive issue in having 4 cbs if we sell the rest, how many would we have before selling 6?!! lol Welcome to the Chelsea player superstore

Guehi can play both central positions, He could pair colwell and then we have great options, don't forget this year we have the CL we have loads of high level games coming up and will need 2 quality players for every position We will im sure sell quite a few more before window shut also

"He's a huge talent, he's young, and he's a very happy boy. I see him the same way I see Cole Palmer, he can play everywhere in attack—inside and outside, and we will try to keep him happy, give him minutes, and help him settle in," Maresca said. Been sooo much hype online about him, I guess because hes a brazillian and is mates with neymar etc He needs to start lifting weights lol

We need to sign this Simons lad and a defender sharpish then lol