CucurellatheCat

Is he good enough though, Clearly they dont think so, enough to put him up for sale etc

He looked world class at the under 21 euros tbf

its the same injury or 2 over and over hes been a diabolical signing He might as well be on pip

Thats a list of sick notes, glass vases and players left out the squad waiting to be sold with the agreement from the manager

In the words of the african king "Its a disgrace!" WTF are these rich boomers doing for god sake Let any man and his dog run our club with the £70B backing thy have and its fixed in 2 days Would take me 10 mins!!

Smell the fish?! Sounds like you been getting naked with fatties!

Yeah, we should literally just get him in, hes like a few miles away from cobham, year left, not ridiculously priced and has the potential to be our best CB by miles tbh Sick of reddit, all these kids just come up with a billion point plan instead of just getting him in nothing else makes more sense lol

Guehi has a year left on his contract, Last I heard palace want around £40-£50m Its him, ok ok I'm english but he is honestly one of the best in the world, he was absolutely world class playing for england and hes probably palaces best player bar eze

i think diasi nkunku and a couple more are in the shop window still

Guehi...Pack ya bags mate youre coming home I'm telling you lot now, if they dont get him in asap, we are in a complete shambles knew it was serious, you dont mention youre going into transfer market and about a players injury over multiple days without something big going on Feck GARBANZO guehi and simons on the fekin double Tod

Agreed there mate but I dont think Liverpool are not going for him although I have just seen on twatter that Wissa is another option if they dont get Isak

What i think too, who do we have for LW with noni gone? Pedro can play across, Gittens?! I guess we do need another LW

Only because I cant pick Terry, Zola, Cech, kante, drogz, lampz, Ashley Cole, Kante or Costa etc lol Hes made the biggest improvement in the squad from where he was!

woahh woahh many women would die for the mans luscious lockzzz 😛

Dont take the mickey yeah??! The boys come good lol...

hehehe cucu has a hell of a hair do, im talking about this plonka with the ridiculous bleach mop on his head, at least palmers you can call "the monk" cut haha i mean look at this hairrrrr

I know i know, maybe im just weary from the past few years of madness but I really dont beleive our backline is strong enough and I dont know many apart from on reddit who disagree, not that it means im correct Ive thought for ages maybe 3 years we really needed to address the CB an GK postion and a striker The league wasn't very hot either last season and this season its going to be mental and our games are going to a lot harder i.e CL

wtaf man Do not want for that price wtf Romano def thinks we still want Simons so i guess jackson is off which should cover all that CB is the big Q if we wanna challenge we need Guehi to come home I cant take another season watching us get bent over in defence by every other team esp where I sit ffs lol, If you catch the shed on the TV im the guy with his hands on his head constantly as i wince

FFS NO THANKYOU

I think its winstanley one of the DOF's

LMFAO Ok ok I thought this was about newcastles wage structure but im getting my tinfoil hat on Is this...Is this about cutting the saudis out?! Theyre all working together to literally cock block newcastle owners arent they hahahahahahah Wild times

If we do sell veiga and a couple more we really should bring in Guehi I've been tooting the horn for ages about needing a CB and with levi crocked we need him, I think everyone has too much confidence in our CB's its also a lot about who they will be facing this season, the fire power from the top 10 is looking immense

I still think we are going to get Simons, I think RB are busy, I think (and hope) that Simons will get done next few days into next week, all the top tier sources say as much

Yeah thats what everyones been thinking If hes cheap or loan ill accept it but Simons is the goose we want Elliott I would of liked but Simons as good