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They can afford £75M for tesko and are desperate PLUS will sell Isak for a boat load £75m or keep unhappy Isak i say!

A sancho job where they pay half his wages and then we pay to send him home after hes crap and cant get past even my nan ideal!

fakin americans i bet we pay bledy £50m for the mong, his hair alone pisses me right off, he can shave that off for a start! Ive heard its all about Paul Winstanley man utd bought the arse for 420k, if there's something more than the transfer of this muppet to us that grinds my gears, it is that we are also helping utd out with cash That club absolutely hate us, we shouldn't be doing biz with them!

I think we have about 5 more players to sell at least lol IF they buy Guehi and maybe at least stiff comp for sanchez, I think we are due a challenge Maybe at 40 I'm stuck in my ways but I honestly think if we can get a pretty much world class defender in and don't play all this inverted BS I would then put us in the challenge camp Rodri coming back for scam city, Liverpool having an immense window and the recent pedigree, arsenal being able to actually win games, could well be a cracking season

£60M was what they would sell abroad Newcastle offered £75M for Tesko £70M plus 10 in half achievable add ons and its a deal At £60m its risky as they're a rival, he might start finding the net (I'm an optimist) and it leaves us with less options up top Argument I guess is longer we keep him and less he plays the more his value will drop but in my head he's still a quality 2nd/3rd option What if Pedro n Delap flop, could be in a right mare by xmas Might be worth holding onto until Jan if Newcastle don't pay big squids

yeesh, theyre both good, Personally I dont see a massive issue in having 4 cbs if we sell the rest, how many would we have before selling 6?!! lol Welcome to the Chelsea player superstore

Guehi can play both central positions, He could pair colwell and then we have great options, don't forget this year we have the CL we have loads of high level games coming up and will need 2 quality players for every position We will im sure sell quite a few more before window shut also

"He's a huge talent, he's young, and he's a very happy boy. I see him the same way I see Cole Palmer, he can play everywhere in attack—inside and outside, and we will try to keep him happy, give him minutes, and help him settle in," Maresca said. Been sooo much hype online about him, I guess because hes a brazillian and is mates with neymar etc He needs to start lifting weights lol

We need to sign this Simons lad and a defender sharpish then lol

heres the presser

Youre a wizard lol

Enzo Maresca has revealed that Chelsea centre-back Levi Colwill picked up an injury in training this week which could force them into the transfer market. Colwill excelled for Chelsea last season, playing 42 times and being a key part of their possession-based style. Chelsea returned for pre-season training on Monday in which Colwill picked up an issue. "We had a problem the last two days with Levi Colwill that we don't know how long he's going to be out," said Maresca on Thursday ahead of their first pre-season friendly against Bayer Leverkusen "Hopefully not too long but for sure it's a problem for us. "It was the first session on Monday. Just in the last minutes of the session, he felt something."

Enzo Maresca has revealed that Chelsea centre-back Levi Colwill picked up an injury in training this week which could force them into the transfer market. Colwill excelled for Chelsea last season, playing 42 times and being a key part of their possession-based style. Chelsea returned for pre-season training on Monday in which Colwill picked up an issue. "We had a problem the last two days with Levi Colwill that we don't know how long he's going to be out," said Maresca on Thursday ahead of their first pre-season friendly against Bayer Leverkusen "Hopefully not too long but for sure it's a problem for us. "It was the first session on Monday. Just in the last minutes of the session, he felt something." sky

Apparently Guehi can play both feet with ease "Marc Guehi is right-footed, although he is known for his comfort and skill using his left foot, particularly when playing on the left side of the backline." winner winner chicky dinner

Maresca presser he seems to me to indicate colwells done an acl or something and talks about going into the market People saying about we need a left footer in there, I think guehi is the best choice by far even though hes a righty and hes available for £50m or less

This is why bash is annoying, we have hato who can cover but we have desperately needed a fit CB for ages to avoid this exact situation and bash is a sick note Could this be a sign of wear on the squad after the amount of games they played last season, I'm not sure, wonder if fofana is actually fully recovered or 1 slip and hes back to a sick note in all Guehi is ideal, i personally think he's one of the best in the league and hes ex chels Listening to maresca, it sounds like colwell has properly injured himself could be acl or something mare

Guys im hearing Colwell might be properly injured We desperately need to buy Guehi asap, one injury to our defence and we are in shambles tbh

Sweet. He missed a pen and helped sink the arse today haha

Viktor Gyökeres completed just 4 passes in 60 minutes against Villarreal today.😆

Brighton want £100M odd for him apparently The tea ladies are tooling up over this kind of spending lol They probably saved like £10m max doing that then spend like £200-£300M lol

LOL arse n ol lost 3-2 and looked dismal womp womppp Chelsea conspiracy's on all the arsenal forums for the rest of the week no doubt hha