Madmax

FOOOREHEAD about to come on.

It is incomprehensible that Bosingwa continues to get so many games for us even after the numerous fuck ups committed by him.

My word Bosingwa, you define shit.

The fuck just happened. Bosingwa more static than a marble sculpture. Should do better, JT. Cech saves well. Ride this out till HT, game's sparked up suddenly.

What a waste Bosingwa.

We've had opportunities and not taken it, expect us to pay for that soon.

Even with Malouda's track record, that hairdo is just atrocious.

Fuck off Kalou. How is that a goal kick?

Bertrand impressed me everytime I watch him play.

Kalou is getting on my tits already. Phew, that was close.

Torres pressing really well. Kalou fucking hell, pull the trigger!

Mike Dean the ref. Expect a penalty or two today.

A loss will make me a depressed wreck for the rest of the weekend. The fuck is up with Requiem of a Dream being played at Emirates? Get your own song, ffs.

He doesn't have Ramires on the right to help him out either, let's hope Sturridge is defensively aware today.

Official site says 4-2-3-1, so it's likely he's playing behind Torres.

Romeu is alive!

Arsenal = poor man's Swansea.

Champions league semis don't roll around too often, not against Barca, not in the kind of season we've had. I, for one, wouldn't miss it for the world.

Seems to me that they include Torres in these things simply because he's a big name.

That's pretty simple to explain - Torres - EURO winner, a WC winner, was one of the deadliest strikers in world football till 2 years ago and a blonde bombshell to boot. Carroll - Er .. ponytailed beer drinker famous for being er ... a £35m flop.

Loved that sneak peek from Shonex, let's make this happen!

It'll be a travesty if Chalobah, Feruz and Piazon don't play for the Chelsea big boys someday.

Not a goal celebration as such but my favourite on-field gesture is when JT and the boys applaud/acknowledge the fans present after a game/when being subbed etc.

The fact that Lampard didn't look up to locate Ramires before pinging that pass forward is what makes it amazing. He notices the space behind Xavi in the area vacated by Alves and without hesitation plays it in perfectly, trusting Ramires to pop up there. It's not telepathy, they obviously worked on this before the game. Credit to the team management.