ZaynChelsea

I‘m not feeling safe with Caballero either

FUCK BATSHUAYI

Just pray Kante is back till Bayern

Let‘s fuck the Mancs and fuck Solskjær

I am so nervous. This match is huge for us.

Ok I am confused.

Chelsea open talks with Sancho Various German and English papers today reporting Chelsea are in pole position concerning Sancho. Sancho is a childhood Chelsea-fan, London guy and once named Drogba and Lampard as his all-time favourites. Chelsea and Sancho is a match made in heaven. Absolutely buzzing.

Roses are red, Manchester is blue, no Champions League until 2022

There is a difference between PSG and City: As for the inevitable “but what about PSG?” questions: At a critical time in FFP’s fight for legitimacy, PSG agreed to work with UEFA to accept their demands, whereas City never cooperated constructively with the CFCB chamber. Bad times ahead for the Skyblues. ABSOLUTELY BUZZING

My colleagues (Bayern fans) are absolutely gutted to have missed out on him. Great player for a very reasonable fee. We paid less for him than we got for Oscar !!! Let that sink in.

German media confirming we‘ve signed Ziyech for only 38m £. ABSOLUTELY BUZZING!! ManU paid 130m £ for Wan-Bissaka and Maguire

LOL @people defending Conte. Conte has been an arrogant prick shitting on everything our club stands for. He had his agenda and did fuck all for us but promote his ego. Good riddance. Don‘t even compare him with a legend like Lampard.

What is this Agenda BS? I got no agenda. I would still rather have Lamps than Sarri or Conte. I just want him to sort out the defence.

I also saw Anti football when we fucked up against Newcastle, West Ham, Southampton...

As if we were convincing against Newcastle or Southampton lol

We are in deep trouble. No transfers and a coach who doesn‘t know how to teach defending properly. We are fked.

And Zouma was a beast when Mourinho was here. Lampard hasn‘t improved any single defender.

Our defence has been shit the whole season. We won‘t withstand another half of the season with our play. We would never win such a game like Spurs vs City

Saw Arsenal vs Burnley and I am again wondering how we fucked up a lead with 11 vs 10 against this shower of shit. Lampard is doing fuck all concerning our defence. SORT IT OUT

I also have doubts concerning Lamps but Sarri was never the answer. With regards to Atletico‘s situation, i can imagine us going for Simeone in case Lamps doesn‘t have the backing in the summer.

Why can fking Sheffield defend with nonames and we still defend like shit?

We didn‘t lose any decent defender so no excuse for our constant horrible defending.

One of the weakest Premier Leagues ever.

I will protect Rüdiger for sure, he is the only defender in the team deserving to be called one. We would be even shittier without him. Azpi also gets too much stick. AC is soft shit, Emerson a perfect narcos character but surely no footballer, Zouma is too inconsistant. Kante seems to be a misfit. Mount is still young. Willian turns up greatlyin some matches and that‘s it. Kepa has been a daylight robbery, one of the worst businesses ever. Jorginho is BOSS. Lamps is a beginner. Jody is very successful - on twitter.

Bayern will massacre us