Vesper

oh HELL NO!!!!!!!!! I will lose my mind if we buy Piggie

yes, I am a hard one to please! LOLOL

he should have 5 now and be 1 above Håland for the Golden Boot

damn should have had his 4th

she did, I told her about it, lolol remember I said if I was single we do not have any jealousy in our marriage we both comment on hot girls (and guys, just not sexy time with them)

I know we just cannot get over that, wifey wakes up raging every moring about it, LOLOL

Drogba style goal

yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

Branthwaite is off my lists

Palmer is the first EPL player ever to score in 7 consecutive matches at SB

perfect hat trick too

Dyche has shit his nappie

crazy bad CB and DMF buys

Plamer, 5 goals in his last 30 minutes of football at SB

hat trick bishessssssssssssssssss

raise your hand if you are sick of seeing that ancient thug Ashley Young rambling around EPL pitches

that Nico long shot looked a deflection for a corner

yes a super rare sale cock-up by them they also miss İlkay Gündoğan, but that was not a sale, he just asked to leave to go to Barca on a free

delete

and should already have the hattie

wooot he is on a hatrick already

wow, how did he miss that???

20 goals all comps now first Chels player since Hazard to do that

what a goal!!!