Vesper

Gvardiol has an amazing right footed shot for a left footed CB

Citeh top of the league for now

5 1

his stats as a 20 to 22yo new player where not that shit for Everton 8 goals and 3 assists in around 3800 minutes, all but one (an assist) where in the EPL, and that was on truly shit teams and he has already a pressing monster

4 1

3 1 Barkley ex Chels scoring day

2 nil what a goal by Kovacic

lol already 1 nil Citeh

brutal Spuds run out (other than the 2 shit teams that we fucked up against)

NUFC 2nd lowest EPL possession ever that resulted in a 4 plus goal win truly shows what a shit stat possession is

the rest of the day's EPL steams: Nоttіnghаm Fоrеst – Wоlvеrhаmрtоn England. Premier League / 13 April at 15:00 Mаnсhеstеr Сіty – Lutоn Tоwn England. Premier League / 13 April at 15:00 Burnlеy – Brіghtоn England. Premier League / 13 April at 15:00 Brеntfоrd – Shеffіеld Utd England. Premier League / 13 April at 15:00 Bоurnеmоuth – Mаnсhеstеr Utd England. Premier League / 13 April at 17:30

so embarrasing how much better the Geordies' buys have been lately versus ours shameful!

Spuds have a 15 day break to sit and stew in their fail

lol, that cunt Romero trying to start a fight after the whistle blow

4 nil FT Spuds with probably their worst league game of the season

I was open to him coming here when so many were taking a steaming hot shit on him he has pace to burn and FAR more nous than Muddy plus he is HG

they said that 70 to 80 per cent of Spuds fans have already left WEAK!!!!

Spuds have been shit from the kickoff 😍

4 nil NUFC Fabian Schär

Werner still Mr Offside and still Timo Feet of Stone, Touch of Lead

3 nil Isak on a hat trick

Isak 20 goals in 2400 minutes, 16 of them EPL goals, he has scored in 11 out of his last 12 home games Gordon 11 goals 8 assists (10 and 7 in the EPL)

2 nil Gordon

1 nil NUFC Isak