Vesper

Lol, the presenters are ripppping in Alonso, shredding him. Love it.

We ran a quick analysis at my fund a few months back, came up with a valuation if £2.2bn IF we qualify for CL regularly. The £3bn was if that new stadium was built.

The club needs to be sold. The board wont back the team with proper players nor managers.

Yes, that is what I was trying to say poetically, lolol.

Hazard has been utter shite too. What the fuckery hath Sarri wrought!

Lolol Barkley to the rescue!

We have never won an EPL game when behind by 2 or more goals at halftime.

Pedro is having one of his 'yips' games. The type where his shots look like a suborbital space shot.

Its insane he isnt on the pitch. Willian is a pure fraud. Fuck the board in the arse with a Matryoshka doll for not taking Barca's £65m this summer.

You want to see a class young DH DMF who is multidimensional, watch Neves in today's Wolves game. A monster.

This is disgusting to watch, pondering turning it off, and we NEVER turn off Chels games.

Hazard looks up to do a cross, sees Kante where Icardi should be, checks the Madrid flight schedule in his kit pocket.

I know I am a one girl wrecking crew on Alonso and Willian, but even beyond them, atm is Jorginho. He has utterly collapsed the last 10 or so games. He is the lynchpin to the entire structural attack, and is atm, clueless.

That Shitty game destroyed us. It gave Sarri a false dawn and confirmed, delusionally, in his mind that he had the EPL sussed.

The first goal was Alonso getting burnt like toast in the box. Horrid positional defence.

I thought Morata should have started, but said injury fears might trump that.

Kante needs to go back to DMF. This possesion to nowhere shit is killing me.

LOLOLOL Alonso hit the post AGAIN 7 times now in half a season lol

I been warning the long term signs have been there my dream owner would be Bezos that motherfucker would have us at Treble form in 3 years

they have been plazzy SHIT lately, until they ran into the real deal

Sarri may not last the year

maybe made about £150K

Luiz is a LUCKY BOY that maybe was a red

the team is burnt out almost all even Kante looks gassed lack of rotation has run us into the ground

Chelsea won't change tactics amid drought - Maurizio Sarri http://www.espn.com/soccer/chelsea/story/3753621/chelsea-wont-change-tactics-amid-drought-maurizio-sarri