Vesper

Think we are bad now? Wait until sorryball sans Eden next year. Eeeeeek

I love being right. Warned about this donkey since I joined. Sarri demanded him, and the worst board of any top 25 club obliged the old smoker. All 3 need to go. Somehow we managed to find worse £40m plus striker than gel boy. Due to the bans we are going to have to just hope Giroud can still play and Tammy steps up, unless we bring back Morata for a year. Hell, try the turtle at CF. At least he can shoot (which makes it so maddening he cannot cross).

it is going to come down to last game of the season I think Us (Watford at the Bridge) Arse (Home v Brighton) Spuds (away at Bournemouth) Manure (away at Huddersfield) all 4 of us should win those games We have by far the hardest game, but it is at home We also have the hardest last game (away at Leicester) Spuds have the second hardest, Everton at home Arse the 3rd hardest (or 2nd hardest, away at Burnley) Manure has a cakewalk, a probably already relegated (unless they win v Palace, a draw is not ggod enough to catch BHA, even though BHA will lose both their last 2 games, as their next game is v Shitty) Cardiff

correct for us it is simple we win the last 2 we finish 4th guaranteed, unless spurs win a game then lose a game OR draw both OR lose both, then we are 3rd guaranteed

no a win and loss leaves them at 73 if we win both, we are at 74 if they they win and draw, we are fucked for 3rd even if we win both (they are plus 8 GD over us, no way we can make that up even if they draw one and win 1 nil in the other, as we need to win the last 2 games by at LEAST a total of 9 goals between the two games, say 6 1 and 4 nil (will NEVER happen, and they may win a game by more than 1 or 2 goals (Bournemouth and Everton is who they play)

Maunure WILL win their last 2 games Cardiff and Huddersfield the two worst teams (Fulham is finally playing oki, even though they are relegated) in the EPL they will end up at 71 points BUT even if we lose one and win one, they cannot catch us (GD too great) If we lose and a draw or lose both Manure will go to CL IF Arse doesnt win BOTH, a draw and a win for Arse leaves them at 70 points, Manure will beat them by one point

now we do UNLESS Arse have a draw or a loss if we win one and draw one that is 72 points Arse have 66 so if they win both 72 and even though we are finally above them in GD it is only by one if we draw, no gain, lets say we win by 2 in the other game, we are plus 3 all Arse needs to do is win one by 1 and one by 2 and we tie on GD, BUT lose out as they have far more goals scored (plus 9 over us) IF we win by one and draw the other and Arse win both , even by 1 nil and 1 nil they go to CL and we do not Arse's 2 games left our two games left 2 of the 3 best non top 6 teams on paper odds favour Arse to take more points it is going to be a grinder, especially that away at Leicester

that has to be the tenth offside by Higs W T F

OFFSIDE HIGS AGAIN

Young going full thug again fucking cunt

no Giroud cuz of that Rudiger nightmare

so so sloppy passing today, unreal

I am super stressed for first time all year

RLC shit pass AGAIN

15 minutes (counting extra time) to GET A GOAL

7 minutes ago, !Hazard! said: Rojo is a guaranteed red card/penalty. This is good

fucking red goddman it!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

GENIUS THAT SHOULD BE A RED!!!!!!

shit passing is contagious even RLC is doing it

one goal and shut them out and we guaranteed no CL for Manure come on lads!!!!

Bailly is the most brittle 'looks like poured molten steel' player I have seen in ages

we are really in deep shit versus that Frankfurt attacking front 3 now

Bailly done too game of late season injury attrition

we are so fucked Rudiger hurt again

fuck Martin Atkinson