Lapo Blues

Really? Wow, and this come from a chelsea fan. Gee.

A man walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the crocodile in the bar. He makes customers wonder. "I'll make a deal. I'll open the crocodile's mouth and put my cock inside. Then the crocodile will close his mouth for one minute. Then he will prove that after that his cock would be unscathed. To see and witness this spectacle, every one here is going to buy him a drink. " The crowd at the bar was murmured in agreement. He was standing at the bar, pull down his pants and put his cock in the open mouth of a crocodile. Crocodile closed his mouth and made the crowd gasp. After one minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and knocked alligator hard on the top of his head. Crocodile opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals - unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and he got a free drink. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $ 100 who is willing to try ..." A silence ensued in the crowd of the bar. After a while, no one raised a hand behind the bar. Suddenly, a blonde woman slowly walked towards and spoke, "I'll try, but you must promise not to hit me in the head with a beer bottle …"

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhoea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"

Nature of the beast or just plain fookin TROLLS?

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Agreedd. I never like a former player especially from ex goon. Too goon to be true, fab is showing his true color when so lame in arsenal. Never like the guy, tough.

With 250m euro clause or around 200m quids release clause, I don't think roman would be that crazy to splash that huge amount. Maybe Citeh with their oily money money money will came close.

Damn so expensive, huh. With my current economic situation, no way jose. But thanks so much for the info mate.

KDB's work rate was seen low at that time by Mou. So we can not blame Mou. At the time KDB was exiled he learnt the bitter truth of life, but I think he took the lesson very well and shown his true talent. Life goes on guys, let's move forward like that Toyota ads. Peace.

Dude, your avatar girl's pics is delicious. aaahhhhhh....... BTW, Mr. Administrator, do you have any idea about estimate total cost that I would spend alone depart and going back from Souht east Asia to see Chelsea's game alive in London? Man, I would love to see those incredible moment with the stadium atmosphere.

Fair enough, mate. That's what forum is all about, ups and downs, pro and cons, depending on the latest result and mood of the team. You are being reasonable.

Yap, we're not the same fans compared to those idiot gooners especially AKBs morons who thinks 4th place is actual trophy, even that CShield is just friendly. Can you imagine the suffering of those deluded fans by wenger deceit? Mou indeed made some mistake lately, but he is all about winning mentality.

Couldn't agree with you more. Mou is way better than prick wenger, and he juso tt gave us the EPL trophy last year for FFS. Can you imagine, what's arsenal fans endured for 11 years REIGN OF BULLSHIT WENGER, arsene is a embarassement to the world. Have faith, all of you, shitty MOANERS.

WENGER'S JOKE: A very old old man was in hospital. Lying in bed, he leaned over to the pretty young nurse attending to him and whispered in her ear "Give me a kiss, luv!" "No!", replied the nurse "Oh go on!", said wenger "No!", replied the nurse again "Please!", begged the old man, "Just a quick peck on the cheek?" "For the last time, no!", said the nurse, "I shouldn't even be wanking you off right now!"

I am not Mou's worshipper. But he is way better than that deluded cunt Wenger, who's creating his loyal disciples of AKBs. Arsene Knows Best. WTF. The thing is, Mou didn't think this coming in early season to be like this situation, cuz he trusts JT, but sometimes SENTIMENT is not helpful. I really believe he can turn this around. Have faith, sister.

It's same case with Pogba of Fergie's. No need to cry about it, just deal with it and move on.

Mou is right about the decision on KDB. He had to make tough decision and that's what's the manager does in the real world.

Dude, I am freezed to see your avatar picture. I f only ever I had shag that woman in pic, I would be the happiest man alive with tearful coq.

Sorry Director. No disrespect. With this clumpsy situation with cristina ronaldo issues rafat had, I personally don't think he will last more than a season. Rafat is always been odd IMO. Maybe cuz he is fat, players tend to disrespect him.

What's with the negativity? Nevermind the bollocks. Sex Pistols.

Usually west ham was killers when away. Maybe it would be a surprise result if they played home. Who knows?

Dissapointing indeed. But let's see further more games wether it's gonna be improved or not.

Accepted the result. Hazard is back, I hope the madrid silly rumours is not true.