Gate 16

It did at Birmingham.

Oh Stevie Sidwell, You are the love of my life, Oh Stevie Sidwell, I'd let you shag my wife, Oh Stevie Sidwell, I want ginger hair toooooo!

What pub will you be frequenting?

Comical geniuses they are. Scotland - The poor mans England.

Why?

No game that you'd personally fancy? Southend you can make a bit of a weekend of it.

Yeah. We aint even sold out yet.

Southend away.

A sweaty with a sense of humour?

This thread from page 8 onwards = Cringe.

I blame Grant.

You tell him. He's called me a pikey (we prefer the term traveller by the way) on more than one occasion aswell. Ban him, Scottish cunt. (Waits for some div to take this seriously).

You dont get it at all mate. Way over your head youngun.

Love at first type?

Toughen up. I was about to ask you to mind the door while I'm asleep.

Triffic.

You were meant to bring your own, I aint made of money.

Cant remember Alex taking a good'un apart from at Boro to be honest?

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTRODUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCING CHELSEAAAAAAA FOOTBALL CLUB! Know what you mean, the way he makes out he's taking the guests down to the Shed Bar after. I can really see Cundy having a beer with that cunt.

Whatever floats your boat. Just dont eat any of the nibbles.

No ones questioning that you aint. There's a spare seat next to me, you're more than welcome. There's sandwiches at the bar. Bacon ones so that fat cunt Grant cant have none.

Too right. Close the door on your way out.