Gate 16

I cant take you anywhere can I.

Smooth.

Ok mate. Been on the gear?

Funniest thing you've said all year.

Fuck off.

Fairplay, personally I think if ANY player who played centre midfield for a long period of games on the trot and then were suddenly taken out the team they would be missed, or it would at least feel strange or different without them.

Say Ballack played the next 30 games and then got injured, would we not miss him?

I dont speak like an American gangster.

I stand corrected, he's ace.

What you trying to say guv?

I'll give you the first one and possibly the second even though working hard is something you'd expect from any footballer. The last one is bollocks, how does he create chances?

I'd say Lampard is more effective but Ballack is the better player by a long way. Lampard is also a cunt away from football.

Sorry mate I cant take anyone seriously who uses the words "smack my bitch up". Sorry.

I'll give you that one.

I make you right about not missing Ballack, but if he was given a run in the team like Lampard is then it would be different. He takes set pieces better than Lampard aswell.

I'm asking if you'd pick Lampard over Ballack.

Ballack all day long for me, Lampard is the most over rated player ever. Ballack has a presence about him and you can see him doing it against the big teams, you cant say the same about Lampard. When have you ever come away from a BIG game and said yeah Lampard was Man Of The Match or he played really well?

Have I pulled?

Lampard is shit and a cunt away from football. Give me Ballack instead of him all day long.

He's shit. Doesn't do anything at all, name me one thing he brings to the team?

It was dead in the first half, half the stand was sitting down. Better in the second half, a few divs got chucked out for smoking.

Cheers love. I like my potatoes roasted.