drakey

Brilliant performance from the whole team and all the Blues fans at Anfield yesterday. Really enjoyable. Champions of the Autumn!

Jimmy Saville, Stuart Hall and Dave Lee Travis walk into an Irish bar. "Oh, God" says the landlord "Not Yew Tree again"

Yep just pleased that one is out they way.

If fit enough to be up for selection does Costa come straight back in or will Jose look only use him if necessary? Is it an opportunity to give him for time to rest his hammy or not?

I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and looking out of the window I noticed a bloke who lived further down the road sneaking into my next door neighbour's garden. Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then began to dig a grave and I watched, horrified, as he buried him and shovelled the earth over him. Still in shock I got back into bed. My wife said, "You're shaking dear, what's up?" "You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said, "That bastard next door still has my shovel."

Just been reading an article about their Glasgow born manager Micky Mellon. He sounds a funny fella. He's billing tonight as The special brew v The Special One. They are expecting a record attendance tonight. Predictions? I'll go 0-4

I have only just turned my attention to this game and I am surprised to see Shrewsbury no longer play at Gay Meadow. When I saw New Meadow I thought they had simply rebranded the old stadium with a new name but no! They have a new ground. Well I never. Bit of a throw back going to places like Shrewsbury. Will I need my passport and jabs or are the 'Welsh' house trained now?

(I hope I have put this in the right place) Does anyone know how I can go about finding the five largest attendances at Stamford Bridge? Any help is much appreciated.

My first post. Another 149 to go and I move up the league.