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Nkunku injury feels so much worser now. Its a disaster. At least Caicedo would make our midfield complete but now the squad is looking like a cheese full of holes

Nah watch scousers wrap up Lavia aswell. We will be left with a panic loan or probably another 17y old midfielder

But hey look on the bright side. We paid a premium of 25m for Sanchez so we wouldn't have to pay 100m for Caicedo LMAO Brighton actually tied us up in their BDSM basement and did whatever they wanted with us. What a fucking fiasco

Imagine how Enzo feels. Thought he would be paired with a Ferrari but instead he will play with tractor Gallagher and Fiat Adams…

Imagine scousers take both Caicedo and Lavia. What then? We end up with some Steve Sidwell shit or another Drinkwater?

Bro we all know you will be checking your phone between every set 👀

We are getting fisted by the scousers lmao

??????????? Why the FK do we sign Adams if we going for Caicedo and Lavia??

Lmao if pool hijack Caicedo from us

Vlahovic:

Can someone freeze me in a block of ice and wake me up in 2026 so I get the results of all the talent farming?

The question with Disasi is if he will handle the pace and tempo of PL or if he will look like his running around with a parachute attached to him

They probably made us think we had a chance of a lower fee for Caicedo if we overpaid for Sanchez only to quote us the £100m when we signed the papers lmao

[Simon Stone] Brighton do not expect to sell Caicedo this summer https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/66399225 They are doing us bareback with no vaseline tbh

Impressed by Santos. Reads the game perfect and always looking to play forward. Hope he doesnt go out on loan

I think most of us are joking since it came out of the blue and we all waiting for a midfielder

More Strasbourg fodder or actually someone we might be keeping?

Kephren Thuram would be a good option? 1.92 cm and strong like a bull

Walk where? To Inters torture chamber trying to negotiate a fair price for Barella?

Guehi… didnt he act like a complete d*ckhead when we played them last? Feck him

Mercenary? Dude is the best striker we have had last 10 years. Compared to alot of other players he actually put his heart on the field and gave everything in all situations. He was a fighter and a leader. Had we had a single player in the team last season with Costa's mentality, we would not have finished in the bottom half of the table.. He only left because Conte was a cnut and we have yet to find a new world class player for the striker position. Costa was alot of things but not a mercenary.

Romano in year 2048…………….: 🚨 Talks between Chelsea and Brighton are moving in to final discussions. Small details about payment structures before ”Here we go” 🤝 . Caicedo only wants Chelsea and personal contract agreed since february 2023. ⏳📝 But seriously wtf is going on?

Loan mercenary or for the first team? So hard to judge Brazilian players and their league from youtube. At first they look like prime R9 and some seconds later it looks like they play on a school yard with pensioners as defenders.

So whats the plan here? Pre season tour around the corner and we only have 1 midfielder. Caicedo alone wont do it for us.. we need 1-2 more. Or are we going to play Hall and Gallagher in midfield? 🤦‍♂️ Soon we are past the day, if we havent past it already, where all selling clubs will look at us and see a lonely Enzo and quote us £100m for every midfielder we might be interested in.

Please dont sell Santos to that turd of a club. Fecking cheaters who bribed referees for a decade. And if some other club ask about him just quote them £100m+ or gtfo