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Please dont sell Santos to that turd of a club. Fecking cheaters who bribed referees for a decade. And if some other club ask about him just quote them £100m+ or gtfo

Imagine Poch beeing able to unlock him in the PL 🤩

Bye Money Mase

Yeah i think he lacks in acceleration and tempo to sustain the PL. Technically he is superb but man it looks like he is running with a parachute attached to him..

PATRÓN arrives

Mudryk with a beautiful assist aswell 2-1 Ukraine

Mudryk with a sexy play and wins a penalty 1-1

Zaha becomes free agent tomorrow i read. Worth a shot to give the squad more depth?

Ffs these Italian clubs are such cheap cnuts

Veiga looks very energetic and good at carrying the ball forward. A much better version of Money Mase 🙂 A midfield with Caicedo, Enzo and Veiga is certainly young but mates we would be set up for years to come.

Bye bye the english Miereles 👋 Edit: 250-300k p/w LMAO you kidding?? Hahaha

Oh so how come ”the new captain” and ”proper Chels” wants to leave then? Why doesnt he accept the 200k we offered him? Not that i think he is worth £55m or 200k p/w. Maybe £25m and 110k p/w. For £55m I would drive him myself to Manchester. Ofc United will pay him more that we would.

When Enzo arrives for preseason

When the grass is cut.. You could see the players didnt give a feck last season so Im happy the club is draining the swamp now. Just get Money Mase away from the club now also. £55m is a god damned steal for the English Raul Miereles lmao

Urgh… just sell Money Mase already. For me he is in the same category as Lukaku now 🤮

He is technically average, his pace is average and his decision making is average. He is the English version of Miereles tbh.

…. ”Hello is dis Mr. Boehly?” - Yes, Who am i speaking to? ”Oh dis is Giuseppe Marotta asking for your player lord Lukaka, yes? - Okey, what about LukaKU? ”Look Mr Boehly we have been thinking… instead of £7m loan offer for Lukaka we can buy him for £7m, veri good Mr? - Im sorry Mr Giuseppe Mar.. Maretti? No? Mariotto? ”Marotta, Sir” - Well whatever, look.. Either you take Lukaku off our books for a nice price which actually means a big DISCOUNT for you guys, or you go look for someone else to hustle. ”…….. £9.5m payed over 7 installments during 60 months with you Mr Boehly covering 85% of wages. Dealeroni?! - Oh feck off *click*

And probably wants to pay the £7m in several installments aswell lmao

Get that SNAKE 🐍 out of here

Like he has a choice lmao Strasbourg here he comes!!

Come on Kalidou, put the carrot on the stick and lead him all the way to Saudi!!

Imagine recouping about 200m if we manage to sell all our deadwood.. Incredible work

Anelka was sooooo damn good for us! Loved his type of player Pure quality and i feel he was underrated by alot of people.

He will probably clarify that Chelsea really want him..